I had to roofie the kids last night to get them to sleep
 

Now I can't wake them up.

Any ideas?

wow ok then

you are very evil lol

Meth, totally.

+1 for meth

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that's okay, my mom used to give us codeine, and it wasn't even Christmas.

She says when she really wanted to knock me out she used Dimeatap, that grape shit, however the fuck you spell it.

She actually just told all of this to me when I read her the title of the thread.

She's sitting next to me. Laughing.

Not funny.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w...-funny-088.jpg

ADG

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Give them some unroofs.

OMG Same Here.
I think it's how some mothers fixed their ADD children ;)

You should use hydroxyzine (not sure whta's the commercial name in the US), works just as well when putting kids to sleep and it's not addictive (like codeine and benzodiazepines) / doesn't cause respiratory problems / etc.

btw, the fbi is watching these board

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