I need some help getting back on my feet.... Please!
 

I am a proud person that doesn't ask anyone for anything.. And I hate having to now..

I have helped countless people in this industry.. I have even helped the industry as a whole at times..

I have always been honest, I have done the best I could to be sure everyone that has dealt with me gets the long end of the stick..



Some of you know.. Some of you don't, but I was almost dead several times over the last few months due to unexplained medical conditions.. My nervous system, lungs, heart and pancreas all was failing at one point or another over the last six months... At one point my blood sugar was almost 500, doc looked me straight in the eyes and told me I should have either been in coma or dead at that exact moment....

I have lost everything.. All my savings, most of my domains... I am close to loosing my home, all three of my vehicles are broke down..


I have been feeling alot better and my health is almost all the way back, but I have pretty much zero income.. I have been doing small handyman work just to make ends meet... I had to cancel christmas in my home and most of my bills are way over due..

I need to get back on my feet, but I have no capital to work with at all.. My epass' are all expired and I got fucked royally by paypal so I don't even have a way to take in funds at this time for grunt work around here...

I plan on putting a resume together and putting myself up for hire, but that will not solve any of my immediate problems...


I do not want a hand out.. But I really need something.. Maybe you guys can make a pool or something that is organized and raise a few bucks to give me the hand I need to stand back up and make things happen like I used to.. I still have it in me!




Thanks for reading this... Please do not think less of me due to this.. I have worked hard in life and never expected to be in this situation, asking for help is a new low for me...

This is rock bottom!

damn i hope it works out 4u my cheerins take all my cash

Just last week you were posting pictures of fancy watches and loose diamonds. Were you lying then or lying now?

http://www.leethacker.com/images/dh5...36d75ivejd.jpg

or

http://www.leethacker.com/images/7to...8s8896r2pi.jpg

Sorry toe hear dat.

Get some cash toegether, and give me a call. We'll do some bidness.

Who had that thread years ago about his on dying .. to finally get a plasma screen and holidays in Cuba ???

NoCarrier ???? not sure ...

ewww wow i guess option #2 is the only choice:Oh crap

I don't mean to be a pain, but if this is rock bottom for you, then you must have lived a pretty comfortable, steady life and you don't know how bad it really can get. I have seen rock bottom, and it wasn't no where near the cloud 9 you are going through.

oh boy this one will be a doozy

Grats on the House and 3 cars.

Obviously, this isnt true.

why dont you use your knowledge in that and start making money

I don't get it...:error

Well, we haven't had one of these threads in a while. I love cyber-begging.

why would you even post this?

Damn hope you get to feeling better about yourself! When I hit rock bottom Me and my two kids lived in a 8x10 garage with no running water for 8 months! If I can pull out of it anyone can!! Good luck

5k and I will make a site of your choice organically #1 for 5 choice key phrases inside of six months...

no thank you

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

You brag a lot in your sig. Why dont you use your knowledge to make some cash?

why didn't you seo your sites for "porn" six months ago?

are you partnering with jens van amsterdam on this offer?

wow, you have a house, 3 cars, claim you are good at seo and you are trying to beg for $$ on gfy?!

you need to go back to the drawing board and come back with a better story...

good luck.

sorry to hear that man, hope it works out..

from bragging to begging... you deserved it, being where you are now.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just a couple of ideas:
1. Sell your 3 cars?
2. Sell your house? If you rent, move into something cheaper or a family members house (for the amount of time it takes you to build up a network of sites)
3. Contact one of the many people you have worked with and given crazy SEO results in the past, ask them for a cash advance, and do the work for 75% discount..

Seems quite simple.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Happy holidays and thanks for the laugh.

Holy shit this thread is getting funny.

If you are an SEO king and you have an internet connection then it should be simple to get some Revenue coming in with ease..

You had a few employees working for you, why did they not keep your business running while you were sick? Why not have your wife run the business while you are sick?

If you did work for youtube and developed things for them to use, with ease you can find more work.

If you were the one who showed megarotic, and redtube, and youporn how to make money in adult then with ease you can just do more consulting for them, they would not forget who made them who they are.

I thought you could put a tube site together and sell banner ads 2 days later for 500 because your SEO skills were unmatched and you would have it filled with traffic in a matter of days. Why not make another tube? I mean you were the one who created them.

If you saved adult from .xxx just give your friends at Icann a call and ask them for a job, obviously you worked with them directly to vote against .xxx

And of course if you pounded many sponsors with millions of hits a day from your amazing SEO skills just contact them and I can assure you they would hire you spot on to do SEO work for them. If you sent them a million hits a day from your SEO work, no way they'd turn you down to do SEO sites for them. So just hit all these sponsors up.

OR sell some of your rolex watches, and if you are really at rock bottom sell your 3 cars, sell your computer and go get a real job, McDonald's, Taco Bell, your wife can get work as well. Sell your house take the money to pay off loads, get a 1 bedroom apartment, both work normal jobs and build yourself back up.

You also use to own quite a few 50-100k dollar domains that you claimed to own, why not sell a few of those off?

Or sell off the datacenter you purchased for your hosting company, you said you were not a reseller, but had your own datacenter.. Sell that.

OMG. this might end up second funniest thread of the year.

Not to judge anyone, because who knows if your story is legit or not. However if what you have said is true, then the affiliate programs you sent joins to should remember you.

If you were able to do what you claimed, then you should be talking to the affiliate programs you sent traffic to. If you can do what you claimed then they should be more than happy to work a deal out with you, to get you back as an affiliate.

What about your record label, can't you borrow some money from that? I thought you were working with d-$ to have them perform?

:2 cents:

OMG :1orglaugh:1orglaugh i think his ears are smoking :1orglaugh:helpme

i guess youll have 2 work your way out 5k what you need 5k i need 5k

hit me with a great story in some email woj.... I'll split the money with you :thumbsup

http://www.nicksherman.com/home/pool-scum.jpg

here is your pool big-guy-pimp-boss-wannabe. :)

good luck on getting back on track!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

thread is so fucking funny LOL

niceeeeeeeeeee

had to read this again
in some sort of way it pleasures me to read this.

Least surprising thread of the year. Someone should seriously come up with a math formula for this. Brag for a year on the boards on how rich you are, then come begging a few months later with some lame excuse.

AlienQ style

Countdown timer for post titled "Jon Clark wheres my fuckin money or serps" set to 5 months 30 days, 14 hrs, and 23 minutes.

sell your ice
http://www.gfy.com/15233851-post40.html

This...

And MOSTLY this...

charity is for those who NEED

all others are beggars and scammers

wow.. this guy has and knowns 100x more than me and he is begging for money.. am I that poor? or should I ask.. when I am suppose to start begging.. when I need that new 100k car I can't afford?

You sound more like the lying king than the seo king. :upsidedow

If you can command and direct such traffic for others, why not do it for yourself and get rich?

Anyway, while I feel for anyone that is down and out, I also don't think appealing for money to strangers on a web board is appropriate. Did you consider a private appeal to all of the people you say you have benefitted or helped over the years? They would seem to be the ones most inclined to help.

BTW, if you want to add credibility to your claims, then perhaps you should start posting some of your medical paperwork going back 6 months, etc.

In looking at threads you started over the past few months, I see that you launched a record label in September, the same month you launched a tube site, noted that you had two design companies (even though you outsourced a design to AlienQ in exchange for free hosting, that he apparently didn't deliver on) - oh, and you were trying to hire an affiliate manager for your program. :error

Couldn't decide which one I liked better, so here are two pix:

http://www.mikemeaney.com/jokes/images/beggar.jpg

http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images...der-beggar.jpg

Anyway, best wishes for a happy, healthy, and prosperous 2009! :thumbsup

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