I am thinking about having Gastric Bypass Surgery (stomach stapling)..
 

i need to lose about 10 pounds and i dont feel like dieting or exercising...

Dont do it...
Start walking ( even do it after dark if you are shy ) 5-6km/hour = semifast
Do it for 30-45 mins a day and you will see a change

fact: if you walk 5 miles a day, in a week you'll be 35 miles way.

10 pounds? Cut down the sugar, the alcohol and do some excercise (walking 60 minutes a day), that will help A LOT...

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ADG

Just cut your head off, that should take care of things..

how will i lose the other 2?

Reminds of this old saying:

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry they will be a mile away and barefoot." :winkwink:

ADG

Oh, don't make me answer that, it could get bloody..

Just be like all the celebs & get liposuction, job done.

-N

I think chopping off your left arm would be a lot cheaper.

but then how would i perform "the stranger"....?

I am getting the lapband can't wait I love going under lol the best sleep I ever get! I know that's sick but hey fuck it lol

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OMG, don't be so lazy.

10lbs? I think you're joking.. nobody gets this procedure done for a measly 10lbs

Poor Man's gastric bypass...

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ADG

lol @ 10 lbs. They won't even do it if that's all you need to lose.

i found a doctor in tiajuana that will do it...

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10 pounds can be lost real quick just in water weight. Take some diuretics and eat less and it'll be gone quick. I read somewhere that a boxer loses quite a few pounds during a boxing match in water weight.

I know you're just joking, but in reality we all need to get up and get mobile. I find that I end up at my desk for 10 + hours everyday.

That's a very sedentary lifestyle.

But I do go to the gym and lift weights 5 days a week. So at least that's something.

We all need to get up and go outside a bit too. I have a basketball court here at my new house in Vegas and as soon as the winter is over I plan on shooting hoops every day for cardio to add to my weight training.

Gastric Bypass is codename for develop a weird alien head.

Gastric bypass for 10 pounds? sheesh, ultimate in laziness. That's like doing a leg amputation because you have a cut on your toe.

None of you amateurs know how to lose weight. Just pick up a blow habit and that 10 pounds will melt off in no time...

go to fitness dailly and the result will see more soon than you expected :)

fuck that, I found some instructions online how to do it myself, it's actually easier and safer than it sounds, I lost 30 lbs and saved myself a few grand :thumbsup

You love going under? wtf? Aren't you afraid of the anaesthesia needle they put in your arm? It hurts a lot! And there's always a risk with any surgery that you could possibly die! There have been cases where people had a bad reaction to anaesthesia and died from having wisdom teeth removed! It's rare but still possible to die from any type of minor surgery like teeth extraction let alone lapband (whatever that is)... How can you not be scared?

Here is an even cheaper idea, catch AIDS, you'll lose weight in no time.

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Well...wish you good luck then =)

just don't eat god dam :)

just stop eating cold turkey

If you need to lose 10 pounds no doctor will do it, they will not even talk to you unless you are 50 - 80 over the limit. So my advice is go and eat more, put on the weight and then go to the doctor

Stop ingesting animal fat of any sort and you will loose it in not time. Of course this basically means that you will have to go vegan.

that's what I did. no animal products and no meat! fish yes but nothing else. Vegan sounds so faggy and lame tree huggerish... but I don't eat like this because I give 2 shits about animals, it's because I care about myself. Take that pork off your fork and grow up! :thumbsup

How do I lose the same amount of weight without cutting out alcohol?

I think you should talk with someone who has already done a bypass. I know can be a little sad later when you feel that you can´t eanjoy eating anymore... But you should talk with some one who already did, that´s gonna put everything in perspective.

lady from az said to tell you to start breastfeeding, burn 500 cal/day

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only 10 lbs????????? are you that lazy??????

I just went to Office Max.

I can offer you a deep discount.

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Holly I missed you, where you be

Doing the Christmas stuff lately. I also do a bunch of crap with cheerleaders/tumbling, so August-December is rough with games and competitions.

I also had to put one of my doggies down last month, so I was feeling not so good. :(

Are they 15-17 years old? If so, post pics (it's legal in Canada). Tnx.

Ok... wish you all the best in 2009

Brad- I would, but I don't think it's healthy for you to sit around and obsess over yet *another* group of pretty, popular girls who want nothing to do with you. Wasn't high school enough??

Just stick to gfy. We all love and except you here.

Right back at ya. :winkwink: