Owning a MacBook Wheel means you are a douchebag
 

Plain and simple. Anyone that owns this piece of shit is a fucking ignorant douchebag.

You just click the wheel. Select your letter. Hit the center button to capitalize it and then hit your next letter, select it... Ohh and you can use predictive text...

Anyone that has used predictive text on a cell phone knows it is faster to use a phone with a few keyboard.

Anyone with a brain can see that selecting the shift key and then the letter you want is much faster than using a wheel.

The only person that would buy this piece of shit is someone like Juicy that has to have everything.

wasn't that reported by like the onion or something? You don't really think its real do you?

With the wheel everything is just a thousand clicks away

What is a MacBook Wheel?

This thread is funny on several levels

I've ordered mine!

Do you think it's real? haha

is that an image for sig whore owned that should go here?

Hahaha, you REALLY need to register a new nick and start over. This thread is going to follow you like the incident where a retard was carrying on a conversation with an ICQ bot. You will never escape this thread.

....no way he is this retarded.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh this thread, it's the best thread

it wasnt real it was satire.

Hahahaha. You must feel really embarrassed.

On a lighter note:-

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29587

[I wonder if he thinks that news article is real too ...]

did anyone else highlight the post and/or quote the post looking for secretly hidden small/colored disclaimer text?

there's none :eek2

OMFG, you do know that was a skit/parody/joke right? Man, it is true I guess. People will believe anything as long as it was seen on the interwebs.

:1orglaugh:helpme

Idiocracy is a disease.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH this is awesome, the Onion strikes again! LOLz did you check apple.com/macbook_wheel ?

Breaking Onion News!!!!!
 

V_Rocks self PW3ND....news at 11

i didnt think anyone thought it was actually real

haha dude... c'mon now...

I'm not sure what's worse, people taking the wheel video seriously, or people taking this thread seriously.

Either way, I pre-ordered my wheel with the optional belt clip. This way, when I'm walking down the street, everyone will know I have a MacBook Wheel!

I think that thing should be blown up! fucking piece of shit!

Whucking Crapple Wack Book Fheel

Unless V_Rocks is playing us with clever sarcasm. Then, the joke is on us.

Foot... Meet mouth. This thread is gonna get ugly.

Your commanding of the hoop jumping is admirable good sir.

Someday in the future, this Onion video will be the known as the War of the Worlds of the internet era.

I figure he is playing with us. i hope lol

That was so funny. :)

nice lol.. :pimp

Hahaha I feel better now. They really did a good job on that one though. I started to fall for it myself, I was like WTF?

I think this thread may come back to haunt you.... multiple times.
Sorry.

I think I'll feel even better if someone would please come out and tell me that booble thread was a joke too.

I am not sure which level this is most funny on yet, but it is definitely funny on quite a few levels.

So you have your Wheel on pre-order, right?

sometimes i wonder about this place...:helpme

Your silence is leading me to think you really thought it was real. Oh, my :1orglaugh

the onion was at 'mac world' where apple unveiled a new laptop with no keyboard called a Macbook wheel, and sheesh don't tell no one, but it's all FAKE

I cant find any info on it on apple.com anybody have a link?

Some of the comments on Slashdot are hilarious. Seems a lot of people didn't realize this was a joke :)

I already have mine! It really rocks and am a big fan of the wheel.....

P.S it took me 20 minutes to write this message :)

i just sent the onion link to my biz partner. he's a newly converted MAC user and already singing praises about it. let's see if he falls for it :upsidedow

Egg Freckles?

he fell for a mac so I'd say he'll fall for it! use that slashdot link with the video embedded... makes it look real

The aardvark admitted it was wrong

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Best part of the whole bit imho! :thumbsup

PS: either this is masterful trolling or someone is the biggest douche in human history.