Bailout - Funny Joke
 

Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ?Sorry son, but
have some bad news; the horse died.?

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.?

The farmer said, ?Can't do that. I went and spent it already?

Chuck said, ?Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.?

The farmer asked, ?What ya gonna do with him??

Chuck said, ?I'm going to raffle him off.?

The farmer said, ?You can't raffle off a dead horse!?

Chuck said, ?Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.?

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ?What happened with that dead horse??

Chuck said, ?I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.?

The farmer said, ?Didn't anyone complain??

Chuck said, ?Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.?

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out."


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yes. ok then.

That's not a bailout.. that's a Ponzi scheme :)

:1orglaugh

I liked it!

I so thought it was going to suck when I first clicked the thread though. :1orglaugh

There is nothing funny about the bailout sir.

sure there is, we're bailing out all these multi-million dollar corporations so the board members dont have to take a cut in salary, then as honest hard working taxpayers, we get to pay for it ;)

cool one! thanks for sharing!

nice one

Good joke, but wouldn't the net profit be $898? :Graucho $1000 - $100 - $2

What does it have to do with the current situation ?

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nothing -

it's just the name of the joke :thumbsup

bailout = scam

Do you think the Gov will try and use the economic crisis to ram the Amero and the North American Union down our throats. Just wondering what you think.

Heh heh,good for a chuckle

Great joke!!