2 Birds Take Down US Airways Flight 1549
 

both known to have ties with Al Qaeda

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Report all bird sightings to Dept. of Homeland Security.

Birds must remove shoes and declare all liquids before entering the country.

Any nations found harbouring birds will be considered members of the axis of evil.

Fuck, I flew US Airways yesterday...

flying never is healthy

you know what they say, a bird in the hand is more than 2 in the bush..

so, apparently someone thought otherwise and chased those two birds out the bush...