What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
 

Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.


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Since you have a dirty mind i thought you would laugh at this

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
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Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?

A: A toothbrush.
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How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It ain't hard...
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait stop right there! Listen: Stop right there,
man. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a
restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to
the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong
with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong
with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup?
What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?!
Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ...
Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"

i can copy paste some jokes

But you didn't.
I didn't say they were original, just wanted to share some jokes with fellow GFY brothers.

heh some good ones

i like the one with the nuns and blind man haha

nice ones man :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought it would be marshmellows :)

some good ones :)

I was sure it wasn't about fornication,but my first thought was about it :winkwink: