CLIFF NOTES: Bareback Osama's Inauguration
 

1. Obama Hussein kissed and hugged all black ppl on his path to his seat (pecked an old white lady though)
2. his kids were more interested in taking videos to sell on ebay than the ceremony
3. the chief justice fucked up the oath making both him and Obama Hussein lose face
4. some short reverend gave a sermon, i think, the first half was all mumbled
5. some fat white poet said a poem that im pretty sure everyone in the world was saying 'WTF is wrong this bitch's brain?'
6. the new administration waved goodbye to the bush's like 'dont let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!'


that's all.

you forgot best part: cheney in wheelchair LOL