Cheney was in wheelchair because....
 

Dick Cheney, the outgoing vice president, is to attend Barack Obama's inauguration ceremony in a wheelchair after pulling a back muscle while moving boxes into his new house.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...heelchair.html

LOL

i thought the old fuck just had too much vodka and needed a ride...

Hes in a wheelchair because HES OLD! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Old + really heavy kevlar vest.

:)

http://www.dlevel.com/blogs/alex/14/...trangelove.jpg

Chicks dig wheelchairs.

Or from wrestling all those reams of paper from the VP Office safe to the shredder.

totally :)

I call total bullshit on the back thing. You'd have to be an idiot to believe that elitist fucker is packing up and schlepping around his own boxes.

He probably strained something while he was "interrogating" a prisoner at Gitmo.

His jowls got to be too much for him.

I figured they hurt him while he was being removed kicking and screaming from his "undisclosed location"

you started out good, then you got silly on us

...he broke the back of the US and now he is getting the same back.

i can't believe a single person believes that this aristocratic traitor actually moves his own shit. I'd be surprised to find out he wipes his own ass.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I bet he moves some stuff himself. Didn't a story report that he has huge "man-size" safes in his office. Whatever is in there I'm sure he wouldn't trust many people with it.

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/s...iliate.138.jpg

As I understand it, Cheney had the wheelchair packed with explosives planning to take out Obama, but the Secret Service discovered his plot, and thus disarmed and then sedated the evil bastard...he was last seen muttering to himself as he was wheeled off into the sunset...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2Zqa8hHFcq...ick+Cheney.jpg

I hope Dickless Cheney stays alive long enough to be put on trial for his malfeasance and war crimes. :mad:

ADG

I still love the clip of Cheney arriving in New Orleans in the aftermath of Katrina, and someone shouting out in the background, "GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY!"

"Do you hear that often?" the reporter asks him.

"No," replies Cheney. "That's the first time, in fact."

Cha'.....right Mr. Cheney.

I was surprised.

I thought Cheney was going to do the "Say hello to my little friend" bit. Off Obama, off Bush, off Biden, jump to the podium, declare himself president and declare a state of emergency and martial law until further notice.

I am very glad to be wrong.

--t