I am gonna sleep sooooooooo good tonight
 

For the first time in 8 years, the guy in charge has a higher IQ than me.

If the phone rings at 3AM, someone with sober judgment is going to answer the call.

so well*

Go figure.

8 years of Bush and now I need remedial grammar classes. :helpme

They probably cost as much as a nucular weapon.

nighty night