My husband can now read my mood swings!!
 

My husband being unhappy with my mood swings brought me one of these mood rings so he could monitor my mood. We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead.

Thank god he finally figured that out, it should only take ONE redmark to learn that one. :1orglaugh

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha

That didn't take too long. How many years have you been married.

Geez...He sure seems like a lucky duck to me..... **rolls eyes**

Only 25 years. but you know guys, it takes them awhile for shit to sink into their heads. :1orglaugh


And before anyone gets all damn crazy, we do not hit each other...... a friend of his found this joke and sent it to him, he sent it to me and I atered it to fit..... lmao

I guess it's better than getting hit with a frying pan

I saw that joke posted on a joke site

lol very funny!

Hahahahaha.... Good one!

:laughing-:cool-as-a

Who the hell knows where they found it, but I laughed so hard i almost choked on my coffee... lmao

Haha that's a good one