How much $$$ should I pay per bump? I will have a bump toplist w/ $ amounts notated.
 

Ok here's how it's going to work. I'm going to have a GFY spider that will record how often you have bumped any of MY posts... Every time you bump me -- (and please don't just say BUMP -- that is tacky) -- you will receive a $ amount that I see fit... I may produce a Top10 .GIF file that I will IMG src at the top of each thread that I post -- (tiny .GIF image bitmap) -- that will show your # of bumps... The master bump list will be at a location soon to be announced -- and the minimum payout will be $10 via paypal -- I will pay monthly...

So how much should I pay per bump? I mean... How much is a bump worth?!

BTW I need a programmer to execute this plan ;) I'm kindof slow at programming so if you can help me with this plan -- I will give you 100% of the profits and of course you can use this advanced bump technology for your own posts... I only desire to advance bump technology and I want the bump list hosted on my domain.

dude, you need to go search and seek some pussy tonight in Florida.

You are crackin.

:Graucho

Do you think I'm fucking kidding around? I mean shit GFY pays the entire salary of Adult.com... With bump technology, EVERY FUCKING POST will be attached to my bump meters -- every GFY player will have one! Don't you see the fucking implications! If you can pay $.05/bump you could increase your GFY profits DRAMATICALLY! Why do you think people post here! The $$$$ -- it's not fools gold!

Hell and Lensman can't do a fucking thing about the bump meters... They can even be entire invisible and detached from GFY... The bump meter works purely on spider technology -- all $ calculations are done off-site! Bump meters and post counters are long overdue...

Boneprone think of how much money you could make -- every time you say "my nuts itch" you could be making $.05!!! and advertising your bump meter so that hundreds of webmasters under you would be checking their stats on your bump meter! Think of the added exposure -- it's going to take GFY and all message boards by storm in popularity.

If some large paysite wants to fund my plan -- I can lay out the details and work with your programmers to get this done -- I don't expect much profit... and you can get a LOT more exposure for your program. Let's do this and make some money! This is another great way to cut out the newbies through sensible technology and make more money for the big dogs who deserve it more anyway.

word

What better and cheaper advertising!?!?!!? Why buy a banner spot or a sticky post or any of that crap. Use your fucking heads -- its all in the "bump"

The bump has more value than anything on GFY. The top thread positions are just worth a lot more $$$$$

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Why buy a $1000 banner on GFY when you can buy 10000 bumps at $.10 each!!!

Hell that's 10,000 posts for $1000 all contributing to the promotion of your program!!! Think about it!!! 10,000 posts and EVER MORE VIEWS!!! Not to mention your bump tracking page exposure...

Somebody smart will read this and provide the funding.

If everyone does it then you logic will just get everyone's sig banned to a few text non-clickable words or worse. Don't be an ass.

Sounds like a plan.

Hell we just launched ******* so maybe a bump plan could be made part of the mix... :1orglaugh

Jak

Forget the money, buddy. I'm a cheap bastard, but I do it just for the friendship.

We need a Bumpy Crew.

Hmm, but I love toplists. I just love rankings.

I'm an topaholic too.

Don't worry, there will be room for competition...

I will be paying cash for clicks, plus my program will be Boneprone Family approved... and more fun -- as well as more useful. You are just no match for my brain.

Get over it.