I cant sleep , I have masturbated 5x already and still no help
 

i am beautiful

thanks for info

thought you were a pimp man?

I havent jerked myself off in months, I have my private army chicks for that

drugsdrugs

advil PM, ambien or something

Get up.
Do a few stretches and perhaps a couple sit ups.
Get a small heavy sauce pan and pour some milk into it, let it simmer on the stove at the lowest heat possible.
While the milk gets warm, take a shower using candle light only.
Get out of the shower, dry over and dust yourself with talc powder.
Go stir the milk.
Head to your bedroom and turn off all electronic devices.
Go back into the kitchen and carefully pour the milk into a wide mouthed coffee cup.
Grab a glass of water while in there.
head back to bed with the water and the milk.
Take out a Xanax, Valium, Ambien, Zoloft, etc. or combo of your choice. Pop that and take a swig of the water.
Take 10 very deep breaths while sitting on the edge of the bed, clearing your mind of all thoughts and bothers with each exhale.
When you feel zen like relaxation in your body, dip your nuts into the warm milk.

Goodnight.

or just beat off a few more times and skip all that :2 cents:

Would you like some specialty lotion for just the purpose?

I will sell anyone the smoothest, most moisturising, hand made lotion you can get.
Though if I give you all some goats milk lotion, does that could as beasty sex?

i don't know how to answer that so here is a spider eating out a chick:helpme

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/131...08df09fbce.jpg

OK that is actually pretty hot.
Anyone have a site for this stuff?

aside from freaks of porn i think this might be as close as you will get...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jumpi...th-Super-Audio

i havent finished the vid but i really hope they fuck lol

shit what a let down no spider sex dont bother clicking:disgust

OK where can I get giant spiders at?
Hmm What about other bugs?

Think this would work?

Sweet Ganja

Congrats. You are a such a great man
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Why dont you hit your self in the head, that should work!:winkwink:

Do it for the 6th time and you will sleep like a baby

come on over and I give you a handjob

agreed :1orglaugh

you are jerking to the wrong content? try gay porn :)

You change my life with this!

fuck random holes in your house