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MetaMan 01-29-2009 11:17 AM

REMINDER: French "Canadians" are not real Canadians:
 
French makes up about 25% of the population here in Canada and i can bet you the other 75% of canadians do not views the french as actual canadians.

it is like calling the illegal mexicans in the USA americans, they are not americans the French are not canadians.

the rest of the world seems to get this mixed up when it is common knowledge in canada.

Mutt 01-29-2009 11:35 AM

:1orglaugh

collegeboobies 01-29-2009 11:36 AM

French Canadians: There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.

There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land.
And ze ozer Canada.
Mime: Is a bullshit Canada
French Canadians: If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
Mime: I think you'd understand.
...You understand.

CIVMatt 01-29-2009 11:38 AM

We'll let Tiffany know asap

darkc 01-29-2009 11:41 AM

By the way the people from The french canada , like me, doesnt speak english with the z before it, it's more europeen, french from canada and french from europe, totaly different :)

bobby666 01-29-2009 11:43 AM

thanks for info

»Rob Content« 01-29-2009 11:44 AM

I don't care what type of canadians they are to be really honest, but for the love of god if someone could tell the "french" canadians the use of the letter H it would make life a lot less annoying.

It's hello not ello, it's How many, not ow many.

sexyclicks 01-29-2009 11:45 AM

I have the hair in my air

xxxdesign-net 01-29-2009 12:48 PM

Were your parents born in Canada Metamanov?

doridori 01-29-2009 12:53 PM

montreal french canadians are a weird bunch. i hear they know english but refuse to talk english, and look down on english speakers.

DrChango 01-29-2009 12:58 PM

Never been to Canada, so all my interaction with Canadians of either variety has been over the phone or as them as tourists (which is going to be skewed one way or another.)

I have hung out with a Creole kid from Louisiana and he was a nice guy and they have a reputation with having some of the best hospitality in North America.

just my $.02

(also, chicks with accents = hot!)

xxxdesign-net 01-29-2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15408661)
montreal french canadians are a weird bunch. i hear they know english but refuse to talk english, and look down on english speakers.

lol you hear? from a researcher? whats the name of that study? Because i am not aware of that "fact"..

Quagmire 01-29-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 15408646)
Were your parents born in Canada Metamanov?

He doesn't have parents. At least none that would admit squeezing a turd like him out.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-29-2009 01:04 PM



I wonder what it's like for a French Canadian in France?

ADG

Jman 01-29-2009 01:05 PM

Funny how we only hear anglo canadians complain about the french... Seems like we pretty much don't give a flying fuck about you guys and to be honest, with all our natural reasource we would probably be a much more Richer country then having to share the wealth of our goverment with people from the desert oups I mean prairies ;-)

I love all Canadians.... et Vivre le Quebec Libre.... OUI OUIIIIIIIII!!!!!!


http://blog.legrenierdulin.com/publi...u_quebec_m.jpg

GeoBeo 01-29-2009 01:07 PM

if they're not real canadians, what are they?

_Richard_ 01-29-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408741)
Funny how we only hear anglo canadians complain about the french... Seems like we pretty much don't give a flying fuck about you guys and to be honest, with all our natural reasource we would probably be a much more Richer country then having to share the wealth of our goverment with people from the desert oups I mean prairies ;-)

I love all Canadians.... et Vivre le Quebec Libre.... OUI OUIIIIIIIII!!!!!!


http://blog.legrenierdulin.com/publi...u_quebec_m.jpg

so much discrimination!

MetaMan 01-29-2009 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 15408646)
Were your parents born in Canada Metamanov?

my dad was not my mom.

MetaMan 01-29-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408741)
Funny how we only hear anglo canadians complain about the french... Seems like we pretty much don't give a flying fuck about you guys and to be honest, with all our natural reasource we would probably be a much more Richer country then having to share the wealth of our goverment with people from the desert oups I mean prairies ;-)

I love all Canadians.... et Vivre le Quebec Libre.... OUI OUIIIIIIIII!!!!!!


http://blog.legrenierdulin.com/publi...u_quebec_m.jpg

i wouldnt give a fuck either if i got to sit around, not work and get payed to live just because i was french. :pimp

last time i checked the prairies payed for the rest of the country. i think you are mis lead by the lack of French educational system.

and i dont hate the french, i just think the majority are lazy and inbred matis. i have a best friend who is french and my longest term relationship was a frenchy.

MetaMan 01-29-2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408741)

you wave the french flag over the canadian flag and frenchman wonder why the rest of the country question them. tisk tisk.

Magalie 01-29-2009 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15408269)
I don't care what type of canadians they are to be really honest, but for the love of god if someone could tell the "french" canadians the use of the letter H it would make life a lot less annoying.

It's hello not ello, it's How many, not ow many.

Now COME ON !! Try speaking french now ! Not even, just try saying ''U'' like we do...I bet you can't !
Every language has its difficulties, the H or TH are the hardest one for us to learn in english.
See, the French even switched the TH for a Z. :upsidedow

At least WE do speak english so as long as you can understand, that should be enough !! I cannot believe this! bahahaha


Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori
montreal french canadians are a weird bunch. i hear they know english but refuse to talk english, and look down on english speakers.

You ''hear'' that we're like that ? hahahaha
Gimme a break!
We all speak english and we WILL speak english to whoever doesn't speak french !
But, if we know that someone undestands french, we WILL speak french to them even if they speak to us in english.
I don't know how many times I've had a conversation with someone who was talking in english and I was responding in french. We don't even care here ! It's outsiders who don't know a thing about our city who judge.


You should all come down to Montreal for a little visit, then you could say that you 'know' a little bit more about us; weird species that we are :upsidedow... You would love it for sure ! The food is awesome, the city is beautiful...
Plus, our women are the prettiest :thumbsup lol

Magalie 01-29-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15408852)
you wave the french flag over the canadian flag and frenchman wonder why the rest of the country question them. tisk tisk.

Er French flag ?
http://www.gammae.com/uploads/mag/french.jpg

Mutt 01-29-2009 01:34 PM

Dennis Lemieux


»Rob Content« 01-29-2009 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magalie (Post 15408870)
Now COME ON !! Try speaking french now ! Not even, just try saying ''U'' like we do...I bet you can't !
Every language has its difficulties, the H or TH are the hardest one for us to learn in english.
See, the French even switched the TH for a Z. :upsidedow

At least WE do speak english so as long as you can understand, that should be enough !! I cannot believe this! bahahaha



You ''hear'' that we're like that ? hahahaha
Gimme a break!
We all speak english and we WILL speak english to whoever doesn't speak french !
But, if we know that someone undestands french, we WILL speak french to them even if they speak to us in english.
I don't know how many times I've had a conversation with someone who was talking in english and I was responding in french. We don't even care here ! It's outsiders who don't know a thing about our city who judge.


You should all come down to Montreal for a little visit, then you could say that you 'know' a little bit more about us; weird species that we are :upsidedow... You would love it for sure ! The food is awesome, the city is beautiful...
Plus, our women are the prettiest :thumbsup lol

Wait, your location says Montreal... So are you french of canadian?

Because you say we?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-29-2009 01:50 PM

WESTERN SEPARATISM FTW!!!!!

seriously, when quebec was talking separating most of the west was crossing our fingers praying you would fuck off already. i am tired to fucking death of having to flip over my food packaging and read the otherside when i accidentally grab it frenchside up. TIRED TO FUCKING DEATH. but when that all fell through we realized who helped you little bitches through this all. ONTARIO, and now we pretty much hate you too. tired of paying for your fuckups with our oil money. tired of bailing out newfies, and paying for my salt to say "sel de table iode" WTF IS SEL DE TABLE IODE? ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF. WESTERN SEPARATISM BABY!!! bc, ab, sk!!!

I call it Albasaskumbia, and it pretty mcuh rules the country as is, if it weren't for the massively dense population of flaming fagets on the other side of the continent who seem to make up the vote. Trust me, when we finally leave, you flaming fucks will live in shambles......

scuba steve 01-29-2009 01:51 PM

I support French Canadiens

I even have my toque on as we speak :)

papill0n 01-29-2009 01:51 PM

fuck man you are a tool

Jman 01-29-2009 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori (Post 15408661)
montreal french canadians are a weird bunch. i hear they know english but refuse to talk english, and look down on english speakers.

You are talking about Quebec city... get your facts straight.

Jman 01-29-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magalie (Post 15408870)
Now COME ON !! Try speaking french now ! Not even, just try saying ''U'' like we do...I bet you can't !
Every language has its difficulties, the H or TH are the hardest one for us to learn in english.
See, the French even switched the TH for a Z. :upsidedow

At least WE do speak english so as long as you can understand, that should be enough !! I cannot believe this! bahahaha



You ''hear'' that we're like that ? hahahaha
Gimme a break!
We all speak english and we WILL speak english to whoever doesn't speak french !
But, if we know that someone undestands french, we WILL speak french to them even if they speak to us in english.
I don't know how many times I've had a conversation with someone who was talking in english and I was responding in french. We don't even care here ! It's outsiders who don't know a thing about our city who judge.


You should all come down to Montreal for a little visit, then you could say that you 'know' a little bit more about us; weird species that we are :upsidedow... You would love it for sure ! The food is awesome, the city is beautiful...
Plus, our women are the prettiest :thumbsup lol

Magalie, we have enough anglophone idiots coming here as we speak just for our strippers... Don't invite more in please :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 01-29-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15408924)
WESTERN SEPARATISM FTW!!!!!

seriously, when quebec was talking separating most of the west was crossing our fingers praying you would fuck off already. i am tired to fucking death of having to flip over my food packaging and read the otherside when i accidentally grab it frenchside up. TIRED TO FUCKING DEATH. but when that all fell through we realized who helped you little bitches through this all. ONTARIO, and now we pretty much hate you too. tired of paying for your fuckups with our oil money. tired of bailing out newfies, and paying for my salt to say "sel de table iode" WTF IS SEL DE TABLE IODE? ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF. WESTERN SEPARATISM BABY!!! bc, ab, sk!!!

I call it Albasaskumbia, and it pretty mcuh rules the country as is, if it weren't for the massively dense population of flaming fagets on the other side of the continent who seem to make up the vote. Trust me, when we finally leave, you flaming fucks will live in shambles......

:1orglaugh

it is funny how the french do not realize how much the rest of the country dislikes them.

Jman 01-29-2009 01:59 PM

We are BETTER then YOU!!!!


http://www.adgoog.com/blog/photo/280...l_au_monde.jpg

http://www.gohabs.com/images/montreal_800600.gif


Nuff Said!!!!!:pimp:pimp:pimp

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-29-2009 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magalie (Post 15408876)

http://eddieblog.files.wordpress.com...unny-flag1.jpg

http://www.yamonsvotal.com/Images/FrenchFlag.jpg

ADG

MetaMan 01-29-2009 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15408963)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

im to sick to be laughing so hard LOLLLLLL so true.

MetaMan 01-29-2009 02:03 PM

the best are the french fags who come out west for a better wage and realize you have to actually work for your money out here and they leave asap.

i have met french people throughout the boom years and NONE of them have lasted!

why come here and work when you can sit in Quebec and get payed to be lazy?

Jman 01-29-2009 02:05 PM

Oh and you Idiots couldn't come up with culinary delights like Poutine even if we'd pay you

http://jevoispasdequoituparles.files...ne_closeup.jpg

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-29-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408960)

I'm sorry, which side of the argument are you debating for here?

MetaMan 01-29-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408981)
Oh and you Idiots couldn't come up with culinary delights like Poutine even if we'd pay you

http://jevoispasdequoituparles.files...ne_closeup.jpg

hey i dont blame you guys, if i was payed to sit around be lazy and fat i would eat that shit all day long.

see in alberta we have a thing called WORKING FOR YOUR MONEY, I KNOW I KNOW it sounds NUTS.

Jman 01-29-2009 02:08 PM

Hey Metadiot

I just did a google search, Canada un employment by province.

Interesting Image Eh!

http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/cs/sp/hrs...igure4_2_e.gif


Now go milk a cow or something ;-)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-29-2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408981)
Oh and you Idiots couldn't come up with culinary delights like Poutine even if we'd pay you

http://jevoispasdequoituparles.files...ne_closeup.jpg

You should seriously make poutine the provincial hero, it's the only reason your weren't all euthanized in the 50's...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-29-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408997)
Hey Metadiot

I just did a google search, Canada un employment by province.

Interesting Image Eh!

http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/cs/sp/hrs...igure4_2_e.gif


Now go milk a cow or something ;-)

Someone tell whatever group that did that research that panhandling and street busking are not legitimate forms of employment plz, kthnxbi...

ContentSHOOTER 01-29-2009 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 15408927)
I support French Canadiens

I even have my toque on as we speak :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh In Miami, funniest post in this thread:1orglaugh

The correct spelling is "CANADIAN" with an eh, not and e:)

Magalie 01-29-2009 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15408920)
Wait, your location says Montreal... So are you french of canadian?

Because you say we?

Im French Canadian.

Jman 01-29-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15409017)
Someone tell whatever group that did that research that panhandling and street busking are not legitimate forms of employment plz, kthnxbi...

Go ahead dude and send them a message http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/

Get em Tiger!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Magalie 01-29-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 15409023)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh In Miami, funniest post in this thread:1orglaugh

The correct spelling is "CANADIAN" with an eh, not and e:)

Well he wrote in it French: Canadiens !

You tell 'em Scuba Steve! :winkwink: lol

_Richard_ 01-29-2009 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magalie (Post 15408870)
Now COME ON !! Try speaking french now ! Not even, just try saying ''U'' like we do...I bet you can't !
Every language has its difficulties, the H or TH are the hardest one for us to learn in english.
See, the French even switched the TH for a Z. :upsidedow

At least WE do speak english so as long as you can understand, that should be enough !! I cannot believe this! bahahaha



You ''hear'' that we're like that ? hahahaha
Gimme a break!
We all speak english and we WILL speak english to whoever doesn't speak french !
But, if we know that someone undestands french, we WILL speak french to them even if they speak to us in english.
I don't know how many times I've had a conversation with someone who was talking in english and I was responding in french. We don't even care here ! It's outsiders who don't know a thing about our city who judge.


You should all come down to Montreal for a little visit, then you could say that you 'know' a little bit more about us; weird species that we are :upsidedow... You would love it for sure ! The food is awesome, the city is beautiful...
Plus, our women are the prettiest :thumbsup lol

haha once i asked for directions of some dude who didn't speak english.. he was very apologetic about it, while i was very apologetic about not speaking french :1orglaugh

MetaMan 01-29-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408997)
Hey Metadiot

I just did a google search, Canada un employment by province.

Interesting Image Eh!

http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/cs/sp/hrs...igure4_2_e.gif


Now go milk a cow or something ;-)

sorry i dont consider a province full of idiots with a poutine stand as employment.

have a look at the equalization payments:

* Quebec - $8.35 billion
* Manitoba - $2.1 billion
* New Brunswick - $1.69 billion
* Nova Scotia - $1.57 billion
* P.E.I. - $340 million


things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

»Rob Content« 01-29-2009 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408997)
Hey Metadiot

I just did a google search, Canada un employment by province.

Interesting Image Eh!

http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/cs/sp/hrs...igure4_2_e.gif


Now go milk a cow or something ;-)

If you look at past graphs Que was much higher, the other provinces went up as more frenchies moved into alberta, BC, and manitoba...

»Rob Content« 01-29-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magalie (Post 15409024)
Im French Canadian.

Does your birth certificate say canada or french canada?

Do you get paid in french canadian money?

MetaMan 01-29-2009 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408997)
Hey Metadiot

I just did a google search, Canada un employment by province.

Interesting Image Eh!

http://www.hrsdc.gc.ca/eng/cs/sp/hrs...igure4_2_e.gif


Now go milk a cow or something ;-)

this graph is from 1997 also i just noticed, wtf are you smoking on.

Bryan G 01-29-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15408741)
Funny how we only hear anglo canadians complain about the french... Seems like we pretty much don't give a flying fuck about you guys and to be honest, with all our natural reasource we would probably be a much more Richer country then having to share the wealth of our goverment with people from the desert oups I mean prairies ;-)

I love all Canadians.... et Vivre le Quebec Libre.... OUI OUIIIIIIIII!!!!!!


http://blog.legrenierdulin.com/publi...u_quebec_m.jpg

Errr Quebec receives the most in Equalization payments out of any other province

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equalization_payments



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