You're Fat Because of the Obesity Bug
 

Scientists have now suggested that a new bug is going around that can cause you to gain fat. The name of the virus is AD-36, but they are terming it The Obesity Bug

Conjunctivitis, diarrhea, coughs, and sore throats have been found to be associated with the virus. However it's been found that it also causes fat cells to divide and cause weight gain.

They also found that the bug disables in carriers all ability to take personal responsibility for themselves and their actions.

Source: www.dailyexpress.co.uk

That is awesome..... so when will they invent the "running around the block" pill?

already have. it's called the exercise pill. no joke.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25949447/

And enables in carriers a GPS system to track down all fast food restaurants.

It's like any desk job,you're on your ass ,you get fat.

Thats fucking dumb. 90% of the people I know are fat because they are lazy and use food as a substitute for life. and yes, they've tried everyting but eating right and exercise to loose weight.

i knew it wasnt from all the inactivity and food consumed

roflz

Yeah, they are lazy... that's it. Glad you figured it all out! :helpme

Interesting post.

this is all too funny.

so funny.

I said 90% of the people I know, sharphead, not the world. If you knew them you might agree.

The people I know personaly need to put down the video games, quit eating like its going out of style and take a walk from time to time. I'm not ignorant enough to think that this applys to the world, i'm just saying.....

If they heard this "Obesity Bug" shit they'd be all over it, I can hear them now, "I'm fat because I have the Obesity Bug"............

Stop eating that meat and potatoes, fat ass!

hmmmmmmmm... interesting news

Fucking dumb!!

If it were that easy everyone would be doing it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny how this Obesity Bug does not exist in places where there is little food to eat or in times of rationing. It must be a bug that very recently appeared, was not around in the 50s to 80s.

Maybe it's McDonald's who invented it. :winkwink:

Really hate when people say that sort of stuff.
Meat does not make you fat, potatoes do not make you fat, hell fat does not make people fat. People make themselves fat - end of story.
The fallacies and false beliefs people have about food, fat and salt especially are beyond silly.

I'm sure if it were that easy they would. But whats the point in doing anything good for yourself if your just going to park your ass in front of a playstation with a bag of chips and a bucket of KFC?

We have a HUGE problem in America with childhood obeaseity. This is because of two things. The first is the high avalibility of junk food and fast food, and the fact that parent are so willing to feed their kids that shit 4 out of 7 days a week. The second, is just outright bad parenting.

Yes, I agree there are cases where no matter how much an individual works out or takes walks along with eating well that they can not loose weight. Medical conditions and such. But there is no way that the majority of obesity is caused by these unfortunante conditions.

Scream it from the mountian, After Shock, I believe you are correct.:2 cents:

I doubt that's going to work really.

read that in the paper, looks like I caught the bug once I hit 35, not really fat I just went up a few sizes in my clothing

Great! I can imagine all the fat people now saying "told you it wasn't because i don't exercise".

Sitting at a desk every day doesn't make you fat. If you actually look around most offices, what proportion of people are fat? Most of my friends work desk jobs and only a small percentage are fat.

I actually saw a documentary on the BBC last week where they took about 10 skinny people and made them eat enormous amounts of food (fast food, cake, chocolate, etc) for 4 weeks without doing any exercise. They all put on varying amounts of weight, but the interesting thing was that, after the experiment, they all shed the weight and went back to their normal size in no time at all - without even trying. They had loads of scientists n shit giving their theories and they concluded that whatever weight you grow up to be, that's your body's natural weight. So no matter how hard you try to gain or lose weight, your body will always fight to get back to what it considers to be your natural weight.

No you fat because you want to be. Fuck that. This is just another excuse people have why they are fat and they expect the rest of the world to feel sorry for them. They are fat cause they eat shit they are not suppose to be eating.
Many overweight people lost the weight because they did exercise and they changed their diet.
FAT PEOPLE LISTEN UP, CHANGE YOUR DIET AND MOVE YOUR ASS FROM THE TV AND YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR OBESITY BUG GOES AWAY.

get out and exercise

shake my fat booty

A US study found that people have a ?natural body weight? and respond to losing a few pounds in the same way as if they were starving.

The findings suggest that overweight people who diet will always suffer hunger pangs, even if they become lean and healthy.




interesting