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Sam Granger 02-01-2009 05:22 PM

Weird african guy offers gold at door as present - what would you do?
 
Hey guys.

I recently moved house with some friends. About a week ago, some weird guy, bloodshot eyes - think due to fighting, not sure, but looked bad, knocked on my window. I went to the door (this was at 1am). He said he lived in the street and his wife was having a baby. He needed money for the taxi. I said sorry, I do not have cash on me - I seriously didn't but also found it a bit dodgy. But would of given him change if I had any.

Anyway, I remained friendly and wished him good luck. So, tonight, I'm downstairs. It's 12:30am

I hear a knock on the window. Same guy. He said thanks for being friendly and for trying to help him, and that he had a present for me... His baby was born etc...

So he, reaches his hand to his coats inside pocket. At that moment, I didn't know WTF he was going to get out. It was a bag, with apparently african gold. Looked weird, and found it rather suspect. What would a guy be doing with gold iof he didnt have any money for a taxi. He said he was heading off to africa in the morning for 3 months and again was looking for taxi money. I threw him some change and told him he could keep his gold. WTF would you do? Looked like weird beans - not a gold colour, is it gold or is it something else? :Oh crap:helpme

Ozarkz 02-01-2009 05:24 PM

This is why I have a 12' cement block wall around my house.

Sam Granger 02-01-2009 05:25 PM

Seems like I need one too... :(

pornbling 02-01-2009 05:26 PM

Some kind of metal that looks like gold. Some gypsies tried to sell me some of that gold looking metal when I was in highschool, that was funny, I said nope.

WarChild 02-01-2009 05:32 PM

There's something commonly called Fool's Gold. It looks a lot like gold though, not beans. It's worthless.

AaliyahLove 02-01-2009 05:43 PM

WOW.. really creepy!! Is he knocking on all of your neighbor's doors or just you? I am sooo glad I live in a gated community and have a mean 120lb dog that barks like crazy anytime anyone comes near me or my house LOL

d-null 02-01-2009 05:49 PM

get a security camera and don't answer your door at 1 in the morning

Nicky 02-01-2009 05:57 PM

Take all the "beans" fill up 100ml of water, drop them in, measure how much the water level increased, let's say it increased to 103ml so that's +3ml.

Next, weight the "beans". Let's say they weight in at 50 gram then you can be certain It's a high % gold.

Gold density is 19,3 so 1ml of pure gold should weight in at 19,3 gram.

brand0n 02-01-2009 06:46 PM

take a few pics for us?

KillerK 02-01-2009 08:43 PM

that's why you don't live in an area "they" live in.

ModelPerfect 02-01-2009 08:52 PM

First visit = feeler to see what kind of a mark you are
Second visit = first of a long line of visits wanting money, because you were too nice, and he (probably correctly) decided you are an easy mark
(no offense meant...it's just that nice people often get taken advantage of)

CyberHustler 02-01-2009 08:56 PM

Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

EXPORT 02-01-2009 09:06 PM

that gold had teh aids

fresh from africa

did you touch it?

donkevlar 02-01-2009 09:07 PM

B-b-b-b.. b-ehind you! It's an a-a-african!!

ExLust 02-01-2009 10:04 PM

Creepy. Prepare your gun anyway.

collegeboobies 02-01-2009 10:37 PM

its a crackhead trying to sell you anything he can for crack money. why answer the door to someone you dont know at 1am or 1230am?

and honestly, who flies to another country without money for a taxi? What if the plane gets rerouted?

Spunky 02-01-2009 10:50 PM

Release the hounds.he wanted to rob and murder you

uno 02-01-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 15420770)
Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

i dunno... a preachers daughter tought me how to roll in bible pages and it felt kinda wrong.

XX_RydeR 02-02-2009 01:09 AM

Man, wtf are you doing answering the door at 1am to somone you dont know?

hypedough 02-02-2009 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 15420770)
Those weren't beans, they were Buds. You're supposed to break the buds apart thoroughly and take out any seeds or stems if they have any. After that you can roll it in cigarette paper or cigar paper and smoke it. Or you can put it in a pipe, bong, or vaporizer... whatever floats your boat. There's no wrong way to smoke some good ol' African Gold.

I was totally waiting for that dude :thumbsup

dev777 02-02-2009 02:02 AM

by 'african gold' he meant crack cocaine/ That's just how much porch monkies value their drugs.

SomeCreep 02-02-2009 02:03 AM

call the police

John-ACWM 02-02-2009 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15420263)
This is why I have a 12' cement block wall around my house.

:1orglaugh Funny,scary,useful

HorseShit 02-02-2009 08:16 AM

you should have opened the door and punched him right in the face

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 02-02-2009 08:21 AM

get a shotgun.

next time "they" knock on your door, point it at their face.


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