If you were President?
 

What one thing would you do first?

i'd pardon emphanger emil

Rip up the constitution.
Install myself as dictator of the new neo-communist government.
imprison all those who defy me.

I would pardon a bunch of people, then I would resign.
That job sucks your soul and ages you.

dammit, i still can't figure out how to embed videos...


https://youtube.com/watch?v=8cuRHHOMQfo

Stop all wars, legalize all mind altering substances and destroy the military industrial complex.

Let Israel and Arabs resolve their issues themselves, until one of them is vanished or they learn to live with peace.

Get the hell out of money draining wars.

make all credit interest tax deductible

I'd try to get a hold of Superman :winkwink:

Create a sound monetary system. It would take many steps. I would start by creating a new cost of living inflated currency which would be used to pay off the National debt. This money and whatever else is need is placed in the banks to bring them up to full reserve. Eliminate fractional reserve banking. All banks nationalized and current owners/shareholders compensated for their shares. Wipe everyone's slate clean of any bad debt related to loan defaults or banking charges. Restart all loans at a fixed interest rate across the board to fund banking operations. Close down the Federal Reserve board and the IRS. Set a fixed national sales tax and import tax. Financial problems solved. Then I would begin prosecutions and public hangings.

but that's the ace in the hole!

Legalize the reefer

I'd bang two chicks at the same time. . .I think if I were president I could hook that up. :)

Too many to list :)

Make pot legal and then tax it.

Then outlaw the mortgage companies.

Maybe stop the wars...

I groap the vice prez then move to cuba... being im not gay and i just groaped a dude Id need some young little cabana boys.... I mean oh ya.. what ever .. lol.

give the porn industry a nice big bail out

Off the top of my head...

• Stop bailouts and let these banks fail.
• Setup 10 new national banks. Fund them with money earmarked for bailouts. Clean balance sheets and ready and able to lend. IPO them and put them on a path to being private entities.
• Issue and alternative gold backed currency that the Federal Reserve does not control.
• Legalize hemp production.
• Immediately stop corn farming subsidies. (Good bye HFCS)
• Immediately end import tariffs on sugar. (Good bye HFCS)
• Pardon non-violent drug offenders.
• Castrate the DEA.
• Start a plan to shut down a huge number of the military bases we have around the world. This would have to be handled with care though because of the current economy and bringing home soldiers will mean they will need jobs and timing is tough for that.
• Sign an executive order that requires all members of the house and senate to completely read and understand legislation they are signing. They must declare this under oath.

That would be just to start... :2 cents:

Go for a piss probably...

One important thing I forgot...

• Ban naked CDS contracts and force the creation of an exchange traded CDS market (transparency).

piss into my pants

you have my vote :upsidedow

If I Were President ... I would listen, listen, listen ...

I'd have a heart attack from the sheer pressure