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FreeHugeMovies 02-03-2009 01:01 AM

Anyone seen Machine Guy Kelly?
 
:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-03-2009 02:17 AM

I haven't...

JamesK 02-03-2009 02:40 AM

I think he was relaunching his design studio.

machinegunkelly 02-03-2009 03:33 AM

It's "machineGUNkelly" lol..

shot you an email sweatheart ;)
I'm going back to bed, will hit you later today..

The Duck 02-03-2009 03:39 AM

machine guy is cool though :p

Machete_ 02-03-2009 04:11 AM

he did two headers for me yesterday, and is on ICQ every day.

he dont fuck around

tranza 02-03-2009 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah (Post 15428636)
machine guy is cool though :p

sounds too young...

iMind 02-03-2009 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15428671)
and is on ICQ every day.

I can never reach him on ICQ

machinegunkelly 02-03-2009 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15428756)
I can never reach him on ICQ

It's rarely turned on..

I was MIA all weekend, And hadn't noticed FHM's email under a weekend worth of spam, Been dealing with 3 sick kids .. so he's got right to be pissed at me :(

HorseShit 02-03-2009 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 15428761)
It's rarely turned on..

I was MIA all weekend, And hadn't noticed FHM's email under a weekend worth of spam, Been dealing with 3 sick kids .. so he's got right to be pissed at me :(

:thumbsup:thumbsup

ExLust 02-03-2009 06:23 AM

I was here.

Quagmire 02-03-2009 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 15428761)
It's rarely turned on..

I was MIA all weekend, And hadn't noticed FHM's email under a weekend worth of spam, Been dealing with 3 sick kids .. so he's got right to be pissed at me :(

Filthy little snot factories! One gets it and they all get it. Thats why i stopped at one kid. :winkwink:

Hope the family is feeling better dude.

fris 02-03-2009 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 15428628)
It's "machineGUNkelly" lol..

shot you an email sweatheart ;)
I'm going back to bed, will hit you later today..

throw me a msg when you get online, got some more work for you

CIVMatt 02-03-2009 07:20 AM

He's working like nonstop rumor has it

Fletch XXX 02-03-2009 07:24 AM

designers who actually work dont have time to sit on ICQ all day.

i dont even have it installed on my work machine lol

Sosa 02-03-2009 07:48 AM

Kelly is good and I've used him for designs a lot of times.

FreeHugeMovies 02-03-2009 08:58 AM

Maybe we should start calling him Machine Gay Kelly LOL

fris 02-03-2009 09:25 AM

kellys as done almost 150 sites for me

Newworld 05-29-2010 06:35 PM

Kelly is a fantastic designer, he has done some sites for me a long time ago. I hope we will talk soon Kelly. Kindly regards.

LoveSandra 05-30-2010 05:08 AM

bump bump

FreeHugeMovies 09-10-2010 02:28 PM

Anyone seen him? Emails for a week have gone unanswered.

icymelon 09-10-2010 03:03 PM

hey did a cool as sign for a ms biz a few y ears ago. that guy rocks

fris 09-10-2010 04:23 PM

he did some work for me a couple days ago

FreeHugeMovies 09-10-2010 05:34 PM

So he's doing work and not responding to emais. That's just great.

FreeHugeMovies 09-12-2010 02:08 PM

bump bump

u-Bob 09-12-2010 02:15 PM

sent me a msg about a week ago.

FreeHugeMovies 09-13-2010 09:01 PM

Still trying to get a response to my e mails and icqs

machinegunkelly 09-13-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 17500133)
Still trying to get a response to my e mails and icqs

I answered your email.

I told you I'm going to ignore you until you're being reasonable, if you have sent one since that is reasonable, I'll go have a look now.

I am home 1 night a week and typically have about 300 emails in my inbox.

If you are being reasonable in any email I may find, you will get a reply.
if you are emailing the same rubbish you have been, I will ignore it.

I've told you 1000 times Michael, I am done with adult, I work offline and you will see a wait in replies often, you choose to ignore this and post on GFY like you did last time.

Fact is I have 1 design to finish, and my design days are over... We'll have to figure out something for the money I owe you, but at this time I simply can't pay the astronomical interest you have attached to it, especially when the 3 or 4 sites I've done for you since you loaned me the money have not reduced my debt at all, nor been applied to it.

funny this is the thread you bumped, what was wrong with the most recent one? I guess when the facts are explained and you looked just as bad as me, it's not the right thread to bump huh ?

FreeHugeMovies 09-13-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 17500162)
I answered your email.

I told you I'm going to ignore you until you're being reasonable, if you have sent one since that is reasonable, I'll go have a look now.

I am home 1 night a week and typically have about 300 emails in my inbox.

If you are being reasonable in any email I may find, you will get a reply.
if you are emailing the same rubbish you have been, I will ignore it.

I've told you 1000 times Michael, I am done with adult, I work offline and you will see a wait in replies often, you choose to ignore this and post on GFY like you did last time.

Fact is I have 1 design to finish, and my design days are over... We'll have to figure out something for the money I owe you, but at this time I simply can't pay the astronomical interest you have attached to it, especially when the 3 or 4 sites I've done for you since you loaned me the money have not reduced my debt at all, nor been applied to it.

funny this is the thread you bumped, what was wrong with the most recent one? I guess when the facts are explained and you looked just as bad as me, it's not the right thread to bump huh ?

Glad to finally get a response. An e mail with one sentence is being unreasonable? You can bump any thread you wish, it won't bother me one bit. I'm e mailing you to get a response, I don't take stuff to the boards to create drama. If you reply to e mails then we wouldn't be in this situation. :)

machinegunkelly 09-13-2010 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 17500178)
Glad to finally get a response. An e mail with one sentence is being unreasonable? You can bump any thread you wish, it won't bother me one bit. I'm e mailing you to get a response, I don't take stuff to the boards to create drama. If you reply to e mails then we wouldn't be in this situation. :)

Unreasonable cause time and time again you've been told I'm not around... and you bump this over and over to try and what ? bring my name through the mud after I'm already down ?

To make it seem like I ripped you off ?
I owe you money and I'm ignoring emails ?

Sounds like you're trying to make me out to be a scammer to me, doesn't sound like the real situation, that we had money going back and forth between us for years and usually large sums ( remember when you're line of credit couldn't handle my paypal $$ when paypal shut me down ) and then I got fucked for a balance larger than what I owed you and spun out of control?

You haven't seen me here calling out the MANY people that owe me combined much more than I owe you.

I'm not in a good situation, many here are hurting the last few years, and those are single webmasters.

I took a series of hits that wiped me out and pretty much put me outta biz.... I have 3 preteen kids that eat more than I do, I can't afford to stay in a biz that doesn't pay like some others here that can hold on till the ship goes down.

You know the full situation, You also know how many times we did cash advances, pretransfers with no problem whatso ever, we did these probably 20 times with the "interest" joke attached.. or so I thought... I honestly never though if I took a hit like I did you'd take joy in it and try to run me into the ground on top of it all.

Jason Voorhees 09-13-2010 10:02 PM

That's shitty, good luck Kelly, always liked your work.

machinegunkelly 09-13-2010 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17500224)
That's shitty, good luck Kelly, always liked your work.

Thanks ,

I always enjoyed designing, and would still like to.

Fact is I dropped the ball on my marketing, let myself drift off into obscurity and basically did everything wrong I could business wise, as It was easy money the first couple years.... and then dropped off drastically in the last couple.

of course, this all started in my early 20's and I pissed away and partied away alot of money like a fucking moron... and landed myself somewhere I couldn't recover from.

Hind sight is 20/20.

I'd rather be shot in the face than work a real job, but kids gotta eat, and design wasn't doing it anymore.. I couldn't or refused to beat or match the rates design has been beat down to, and I can't justify spending a week designing a site for $300, and then 3 weeks to chase my balance, etc etc....

I honestly pity designers trying to make $$ in todays market, it's gotta be tough.... no matter how "ballin'" these guys might sound when they spam design threads, they've gotta be hurting.

Blingbaby 09-13-2010 10:12 PM

Some people just like to be the ones that deliver the final backstab..

Sorry to hear of your troubles Kelly, we never met in RL but you've always been cool and did great work. Good luck with your future ventures! I hope you're still with the hottie wife/girlfriend, bury your face between those legs and remember how lucky you are! :thumbsup

machinegunkelly 09-13-2010 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blingbaby (Post 17500244)
Some people just like to be the ones that deliver the final backstab..

Sorry to hear of your troubles Kelly, we never met in RL but you've always been cool and did great work. Good luck with your future ventures! I hope you're still with the hottie wife/girlfriend, bury your face between those legs and remember how lucky you are! :thumbsup

hehe, Yes we're still together , a long strange 13 years together now....

According to GFY my girlfriend doesn't exist, I'm really pink_in_the_middle pretending to be a girl to get design work hahah (if you ever read a single post of hers, you'd know she's a crazy bitch and was certainly not helping hahah)

FreeHugeMovies 09-13-2010 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 17500194)
Unreasonable cause time and time again you've been told I'm not around... and you bump this over and over to try and what ? bring my name through the mud after I'm already down ?

To make it seem like I ripped you off ?
I owe you money and I'm ignoring emails ?

Sounds like you're trying to make me out to be a scammer to me, doesn't sound like the real situation, that we had money going back and forth between us for years and usually large sums ( remember when you're line of credit couldn't handle my paypal $$ when paypal shut me down ) and then I got fucked for a balance larger than what I owed you and spun out of control?

You haven't seen me here calling out the MANY people that owe me combined much more than I owe you.

I'm not in a good situation, many here are hurting the last few years, and those are single webmasters.

I took a series of hits that wiped me out and pretty much put me outta biz.... I have 3 preteen kids that eat more than I do, I can't afford to stay in a biz that doesn't pay like some others here that can hold on till the ship goes down.

You know the full situation, You also know how many times we did cash advances, pretransfers with no problem whatso ever, we did these probably 20 times with the "interest" joke attached.. or so I thought... I honestly never though if I took a hit like I did you'd take joy in it and try to run me into the ground on top of it all.

Dude, spare me. I E mailed you, you don't respond. I ICQ you, you don't respond. I'm coming to GFY to see if anyone has made contact with you and I see that some ppl in ADULT still have.

All you have to do is simply answer an e mail. Hell, it was sent a while ago with follow up e mails as well. I see no bashing on my part.

Blingbaby 09-13-2010 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machinegunkelly (Post 17500251)
hehe, Yes we're still together , a long strange 13 years together now....

According to GFY my girlfriend doesn't exist, I'm really pink_in_the_middle pretending to be a girl to get design work hahah (if you ever read a single post of hers, you'd know she's a crazy bitch and was certainly not helping hahah)

Yeah I remember when she was somewhat active on GFY, I think she was also doing a camshow at that time? Anyway this is an alias and I was crucified just like you bud..


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