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Choker 02-03-2009 03:55 PM

My secret to great tasting Jism
 
Ok I'm gonna share my formula, been drinking this for years trust me it works. My cum has very little salty taste to it, my precum has no taste whatsoever and my cum is never lumpy. And I constantly precum, prolly a teaspoon a day to two depending on how long i stay hard for. I'm not kidding btw.

1/2 Lemon flavored propel fitness water, 1/4 pineapple juice, 1/4 orange juice, both juices with pulp. I drink 2 to 4 pints of this a day.

Try this for a week your girl or guy will love swallowing your load.

Ozarkz 02-03-2009 03:58 PM

Since when is it supposed to taste good? It's not for her to enjoy.

Rand 02-03-2009 03:58 PM


Choker! I thought you were gonna bottle this and sell it! You've given up the secret recipe!

There's just all kinds of advice on GFY today.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LadyMischief 02-03-2009 03:59 PM

www.sweetsecretions.com They are all you need ;)

Choker 02-03-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rand (Post 15432858)

Choker! I thought you were gonna bottle this and sell it! You've given up the secret recipe!

There's just all kinds of advice on GFY today.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL, my friend this post is for real this shit really really works. I don't like sex unless the girl swallows my load at the end, its very important to me that she enjoys it and wants to do it. This formula works

TidalWave 02-03-2009 04:01 PM

2 to 4 pints is way too much especially considering all the sugars in the juices, not good for a healthy diet

Shok 02-03-2009 04:01 PM

any tips for poo also?

potter 02-03-2009 04:02 PM

I've also heard, soaking your junk in some orange peels helps make your cock and balls smell/taste better.

So in theory, the two of these combined = your SO being a little cock slut.

_Richard_ 02-03-2009 04:02 PM

alright buddy

i'm trying this for one week!

Fletch XXX 02-03-2009 04:03 PM

it aint the pineapple juice dude, its your bank account lol

Choker 02-03-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15432866)
www.sweetsecretions.com They are all you need ;)

Does this shit really work? Anyone here tired it?

StuartD 02-03-2009 04:04 PM

That must have been an interesting process. You taste your own wad every time to see how it tastes, don't you?

Choker 02-03-2009 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 15432881)
2 to 4 pints is way too much especially considering all the sugars in the juices, not good for a healthy diet

Well only half that total volume is fruit juices.

Fletch XXX 02-03-2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15432914)
That must have been an interesting process. You taste your own wad every time to see how it tastes, don't you?


100% theres only one way to know if your jizz is salty, and everyone tastes differ lol

CaptainHowdy 02-03-2009 04:05 PM

Cum is for making babies...

Choker 02-03-2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15432914)
That must have been an interesting process. You taste your own wad every time to see how it tastes, don't you?

Nope I always ask the girl how it tastes. I dont hesitate to kiss a girl after she swallows my load. Does nothing for me though

mynameisjim 02-03-2009 04:08 PM

That post sounds suspiciously like you have first hand experience with how both your cum and pre-cum tastes and have become sensitive to even the smallest change in flavor.

Perhaps I read it wrong.

Choker 02-03-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15432949)
That post sounds suspiciously like you have first hand experience with how both your cum and pre-cum tastes and have become sensitive to even the smallest change in flavor.

Perhaps I read it wrong.

LOL, I am big into juice play with a girl. I dont like wasting her pussy juices and i dont like her wasting my cum or precum. You guys are a trip

UFGators2007 02-03-2009 04:55 PM

Wow...yeah...ummm...thanks for the tip. :helpme

boneprone 02-03-2009 05:04 PM

My secret is DimSum..

Lots of DimSum.

Azoy? 02-03-2009 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15432850)
Since when is it supposed to taste good? It's not for her to enjoy.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Azoy? 02-03-2009 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 15432819)
Ok I'm gonna share my formula, been drinking this for years trust me it works. My cum has very little salty taste to it, my precum has no taste whatsoever and my cum is never lumpy. And I constantly precum, prolly a teaspoon a day to two depending on how long i stay hard for. I'm not kidding btw.

1/2 Lemon flavored propel fitness water, 1/4 pineapple juice, 1/4 orange juice, both juices with pulp. I drink 2 to 4 pints of this a day.

Try this for a week your girl or guy will love swallowing your load.

Here's another question. How do you know it doesn't take as it did before ?
Makes you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder if that guy is blowing himself to see what it tastes like. :1orglaugh

uno 02-03-2009 11:46 PM

Most girls i've known said it was more of a texture issue.

Choker 02-04-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy? (Post 15435296)
Here's another question. How do you know it doesn't take as it did before ?
Makes you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder if that guy is blowing himself to see what it tastes like. :1orglaugh

Maybe my girl tells me what it taste like? Wierd thing happened the other day i spent a hour in a nail salon waiting on this girl. Was in all the fumes for about a hour. The next day i fucked this girl and blew my load in her mouth she was like WTF your cum taste like acetone or something. I was like tripping out there was no way in hell she couldve known I was in a nail salon. The only explanation is that outside exposure to toxins definatly gets in your body and fast. Believe me or not I dont care, i have no reason to be making this shit up. I'm not a attenion whore.

tranza 02-04-2009 11:56 AM

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gornyhuy 02-04-2009 12:48 PM

Gee, drink fluids and fruit juice and eat fruit.
Thanks for the deep dark secret.


How do you keep your ass clean and shit free? My secret is: wipe the shit off with "toilet paper".

Big Red Machine 02-04-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15438310)
Gee, drink fluids and fruit juice and eat fruit.
Thanks for the deep dark secret.


How do you keep your ass clean and shit free? My secret is: wipe the shit off with "toilet paper".

If you had shit on your arm would you wipe it with toilet paper?....you need the combo with baby wipes :1orglaugh


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