Favorite movie quotes
 

Post your favorite movie quotes of all time...
C'mon, lets hear em....

Clueless (fabulous movie)
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees. Josh, why don't you just hire a gardener?

Cher: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.


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damn Alicia Silverstone was great in that movie....and then her career basically went....nowhere

Astala vista baby :)

i just came

Hasta la Vista,XP! :1orglaugh

From Good Will Hunting:

Will:

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

I know you are, but what am I?

Play it again Sam!

"You ate my ear...you kill your wife, you frame me.....and you're mad at me for LYING?"

"I know kung fu"

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Not an exact quote but: Don't get off the boat... unless you're prepared to go all the way.

Apocalypse Now

(Although I have to admit, my view of that movie was somewhat changed by "Tropic Thunder"'s spoof of Vietnam war movies)

Make my day

"Fat man, let's me and you shoot a little pool."

Paul Newman (Fast Eddie Felson) spoken to Jackie Gleason (Minnesota Fats) in The Hustler

For a Clint quote, I like:

"Dying ain't much of a living boy." - Outlaw Josey Wales

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"No more drugs for that man"....from Face off

"just because a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the street with a bunch of whores you automatically thinks she's hookin!"

"Fuck you pay me"."

Put your ass up in the air and I'll be with you in a minute-Jack Nicholson

Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?
Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.
Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend was, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!

- Swingers

Caddyshack

Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

One of my favorite movies!:thumbsup

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Too bad you can't quote the whole movie

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"We don't even care, whether or not we care."

-Morla

Yeah I was having troubles picking just one quote, so many memorable ones in that movie

"Cheating on a game show? That's like plagiarizing a comic strip."
- Paul Scofield, questioning Ralph Fiennes, in Quiz Show

or this one...

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Antonio "Tony" Montana:
say hello to my little friend

I actually like it more in parody movies...

"Tell me kid, have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight"

"Dude, you're dripping on my face!"

"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change"

New Jack City

"Are you talkin' to me...?"

Say hello to my little friends!

''Ill be back'' ;)

did he have 2 m-16's with mounted grenade launchers when he delivered that line?

Love the Airplane ones. :1orglaugh


Groucho Marx has many of my fave movie quotes !!! :thumbsup

Yes!

A few good ones:
Whatever it is, I?m against it. (Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers, 1932)

While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I?ll never know. (Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930)

We?re fighting for this woman?s honor, which is more than she ever did. (Groucho Marx in Duck Soup, 1933)

You know you?ve got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers, 1932)

Marge Simpson: "How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]

Homer Simpson: [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*!"

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Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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I'll be back LOL
it always makes me laugh...

" Pas Panique Tabarnak! "