Gene Simmons to end WORLD HUNGER!
 

Introducing...

http://www.kissburger.com

Love the KISS KATTLE!

:thumbsup

What in the fuck...

somebody with too much time :)

http://www.kissburger.com/menu_beast.jpg

I'd eat it!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha = ROFL

I like his first name :)

Hahaha it's kosher.

hahahahahaha wtf

Burp! that's such a burger. :1orglaugh

What's in the love gun sauce?

I also have DNA in my Love Gun Sauce....

"the "All You Can Eat Salad Bar" is only available to paying customers for "7 minutes" and "one trip only" - Why?
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It's all about "flipping tables." If you want to have a successful restaurant you need to flip as many tables as you can. Flipping means to "seat new customers as soon as possible." The last thing you want is some overweight Mexican woman from Van Nuys filling her fake plastic arm full of shrimp and wings for two hours.

It's a lot like the movie industry, shorter movies mean more screenings per day, per theater. When we made the "Detroit Rock City" movie the director gave me a cut of the film that was three and a half hours long. It had a whole subplot where the kids end up on some French Plantation in Vietnam. It was a mess. I took the film away from him and edited it down to 95 minutes. It was an instant hit and a huge financial windfall.

Bottom line -- More customers equals more money. More money means less people you have to take shit from. Period.

tasty...

Hahaha...Looks pretty tasty...

I just thought they were going to hack off his tongue and feed it to the starving people. What a complete letdown...

http://www.kissburger.com/kiss_kattle.jpg

HORNY COWS ARE HAPPY COWS...

And happy cows just taste better! That's a proven fact.

At KISS BURGER we only use meat from cows raised on our very own KISS RANCH located in Calabasas, CA. Why are our cows so happy? Our KISS KATTLE are allowed to roam freely on 200 acres of God's green earth all the while enjoying KISS music and videos 24/7 on a state-of-the-art media system. And promiscuity is greatly encouraged.

Our cows and bulls are massaged daily by Thai hookers and fed a steady diet of rich whole grains, Spanish Fly and a small does of street-grade PCP. Trust me, I don't condone drugs - and I never even had a sip of alcohol in my entire life - but there is something about this PCP that kicks the flavor up a notch. The end justifies the means.

Remember our cows are slaughtered in a very friendly Kosher style. One minute their watching "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" in the barn, the next their in twenty pieces in a meat truck. They never see it coming.

Before the angry letters arrive, let's clear one thing up. All you tree-hugging hippy vegans can eat my Demon Dong. You hypocrites have no problem dancing across a field in gnarly sandals to some LSD-soaked jam band, all the while trampling thousands of ants to death in the process. I guess an "Insect Holocaust" is acceptable, but God forbid some decent hard-working people get a great burger at a great price.

You know the saying: "If God didn't want us to eat cows, he wouldn't have made them out of hamburger meat!"

:1orglaugh

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