OMFG!! Russian Dude Fucks Raccoon and It Bites His Dick Off!
 

"Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified ? but toothy ? fur ball.

When I saw the raccoon I thought I?d have some fun,he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

He?s been told they can get things working again but they can?t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

That?s gone forever so there isn?t going to be much for them to work with." "

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece

http://www.cafalawblog.com/racoon.JPG

The Culprit

The one time I think someone should have gone to a tube site to get off :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

too much wodka!!!

raccoon ftw

:1orglaugh

I guess someone told him raccoon's liked being raped... :helpme

Ouchie!!!

I hear Raccoon Rape is a big problem in russia.....

ahahahahahah

He's a fucking idiot!!

again? didnt this get posted last week?

supreme blowjob :)

Besides, porcupines are so much sexier...

Darwin is laughing...

Another dude?No,read it for the second time this year

good racoon

he must have been pretty drunk!!!

it did yes

Quoted for awesomeness. People should be good to animals.