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Got a message from FBI

Got this message from FBI:

Quote:

FROM THE DESKTOP OF THE CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC FINANCIAL OF CRIMES COMMISSION UNDER FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY:
As you are probably aware, there are lots of financial crimes and scams going on worldwide especially via the internet. Many cases of money laundering are also being reported and it has been a big task to stop these nefarious activities.
Most families have lost lives, homes and their hard earned wealth due to the high rate of frauds and scams that has been all over the the world. You are also probably aware of a Nigerian scam known as "419," which is mostly practised by Nigerians!
In other to bring to an end this wicked act and compensate victims, the Nigerian and United States of American Governments decided to set up the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to collaborate with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington D.C to fight these crimes.

Right now, US$900m (Nine Hundred Million United States Dollars) have been recovered from these fraudsters through our Intelligence network, and most suspects are still under our custody for proper investigations and trials. We are now paying compensation to identified victims of these crimes.
We are glad to inform you that you have been discovered to be a victim in the past and is therefore qualified for some compensation. The amount to be paid to you would depend on how much you lost to the fraudsters.
All you need to do is to contact the head of verification department with this information below for further clarification and screening after which part of this money will be sent to you through any means which will be convenience for you as stated.
Full Names:
Address:
Country:
Telephone Number
Sex:
Marital Status:
Occupation:
Amount Scammed from you:

OFFICE OF VERIFICATION ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION
MR. Kelly Lyre Contact person
EMAIL:[email protected]
OFFICE PHONE: +234-8082554217

We are sorry for any inconvenience and distress that the fraudsters might have caused you in the past and promise to remedy such ugly situation once you have responded to this mail.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Farida Waziri
Chairman, Economic Financial Crime Commission (EFCC)
Federal Republic of Nigeria
NOTE; Contact the verification office as you were instructed to the email above. This payment has a limited time frame for funds dispatch.

Cool! FBI now has its own office in Nigeria and is paying money :thumbsup The email header said [email protected] :1orglaugh

wow.. didn't know the FBI was using a @live.com email addy either. lol

congrats man dont spend it all on loose women. lol

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Originally Posted by pamon (Post 15473170)

wow.. didn't know the FBI was using a @live.com email addy either. lol

Of course they do :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by pamon (Post 15473170)

wow.. didn't know the FBI was using a @live.com email addy either. lol

Cutbacks during the recession.. you know how it is. :2 cents:

can you spot me one million? pleeeeeease

I can't believe people still fall for this.

lol gotta love the name they used "kelly lyre" although if people do fall for it they might as well have used "bob bullshit"

Why do I never get good emails :(

LoL dude it sounds a bit like the epassporte message this morning

....ePassporte would like to inform you that an increased number of merchants and ATMs in your country have experienced data compromises of payment cards used in their stores and at their ATMs, and that your funds may be at risk. To protect yourself, ePassporte highly recommends that you change the PIN of your Visa Electron Card today to ensure the safety of your funds...... :winkwink:

didn't you know that?

this one is even more funny than average ones!

Congrats to the Winners :P :D

I sale short compensations

They must be outsourcing like the rest now, lol.

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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15473175)

congrats man dont spend it all on loose women. lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am in the top 10 most wanted list of the Nigerian FBI for all I know.... lolz :)

The bad grammar and spelling errors were fucking beautiful.

Seems legit :2 cents:

lol, I got the same one from a gmail account and another from a yahoo account aswell both said the same thing you posted up above....

Jesus, do ppl really fall for this shit ?

Wow. That's so sad. It'll trick so many people. :(

It's in the same building in Nigeria as the national lottery, oil companies, notary offices, the CIA, etc.
:)

419 scam is getting more creative.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Send it to the FBI and let them play with the guys.