I got Beat up and Ripped off by a Hooker Today...
 

True story.

I was with a hooker today. She wanted to start with a massage. I was nude and she put some hotel lotion on my back. I was face down.

Then I feel this BANG on my head and I black out.

I woke up and I had some blood and a huge lump on the back of my head. She hit me with something.

Took my wallet, my keys...

I ended up in the hospital. Told the police the truth. Now they are sending a car to my home to see if she used the keys to get in.

I bet she already robbed my home.

Fucking N1ggers.

She was half Asian and half black.
She didnt look as good as her craiglist ad. In fact it wasnt even her in the pic.

It was a pure asian in the pic.

I thought something was a bit shady about her.

The doctors here say I have a concussion.

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully, police will arrest her soon

Her cock?

Im going to be in the hospital overnight.
Im glad my family brought me my laptop from their place. It may be the only thing I have left

Was rough sex part of your initial request to the hooker? Maybe she just gave one hell of a good service y'know?

I bet it was her boyfriend who did it.
Scarry shit really. They could have killed me.

I was just going for a massage.

Im making a new rule. No more black hookers.

LMAO - Men you are really a HOBBIT - Hahahahaha

lol dude...

only losers hire hookers or pay for sex...

but he hired a hooker to rub his back... :upsidedow

i had to shoot a hooker last year. she agreed to $300 over the phone, but when she got there she said i need her to tip another $500 for full service. i said fuck that and shot her. i made sure i only wounded her so i could still fuck her.

anyway, i'm banging her out while she's yelling "omg, i'm shot, i'm shot". i can barely stay hard because i laughing so much. then the phone rings and its her pimp wanting to know where the money is. i guess she was going to try to cash and dash on me. the girls unconcious now due to the blood loss or shock i guess so i tell her pimp that shes in the bathroom and invite him up for a drink.

as soon as he walks in the door, bam, i shoot his ass too. i shot him in the head because i didnt really have any desire to have sex with him so i figured i should just get it over with. now the front desk is calling me asking me about the noise coming from my room and i tell them its just the tv turned up to loud. at this point the hooker is starting to come to so i cant use the gun anymore cause its too loud so i grab the charger cord to my cell phone and choke her to death. at this point i'm really pissed because there's blood everywhere and i'm going to have to clean this up.

i could go on and on but it just gets boring after this, but in the end i cleaned everything up, got the bodies out of there and that was that..

so, never trust a hooker is my advice...

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I wouldn't neccessarily say that's true. lol

Errr...your sure you are in the right forum?

Sounds like Karma in action to me... Aren't you the one who was giving tutorials on how to rip hookers off? Things that make you go hmmmm. :1orglaugh

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Do you have a sore potatoe patch? :helpme

so I take it your sealed envelope on the dresser trick didn't work this time?

too bad she didn't slit your throat while she was at it.

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I was just thinking the same thing.


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PS. I hope your head is ok.

lmao....

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wtf man - if youre in a hotel Put iD AND WALLET IN
http://www.global-b2b-network.com/di...urity_Safe.jpg

Especially with HOE -<<<<<<>>>>>>>- :thumbsup

sad shit if its true, lesson learned,

jesus god!

Hmm..you allowed her "boyfriend" to come into the room with you LMAO? You deserve a beat down for stupidity if that's the case.

I'm calling BS on this with the story so far. It ain't like the movies where you get hit in the head once and you instantly blackout and wake up hours later. Someone hits you hard enough in the back of the head to knock you out, you got more than a concussion (more likely a cracked skull).

I still can't figure out who you really are.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You don't know Anal Hobbit very well do you? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i thought annal hobbit was boneprone

Entertaining story... too bad it wasn't true.

it's too bad the fishing off craigslist has gotten this bad. It used to be so clean and nice. Hopefully it's just the city your in.

hobbit needs to tighten up his game.

rookie mistake by a professional. :pimp

you never got any you DIDN'T pay for, moron.

You pay for all of it one way or another.

best line i heard all day "I had to shoot a hooker last year".

I stopped reading after i heard that. lol..

Hope you feel better.

American Beauty is a great movie.


Anal Hobbit is the funniest board character. You can't call BS on him.

You need to quit being a pussy and go back to giving alcohol to 19 year olds on myspace :thumbsup

this type of story really happens to some cats, which is why you should always be broke and have to find free poon.

Link or pics?

I don't want to call this whore.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

She had a dildo with a lead core in her purse. Hopefully there was no AIDS on it when she hit you with it.

Damn, that sucks big time.

:( SHemale hooker robber :(

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Haha shit dude that really sucks!