Urban Dictionary: Pizza Stix - WTF
 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Pizza%20Stix

Pizza Stix
A sexual act involving a girl on her period and two guys. One guy has to have smegma, and each guy has sex with the girl, one vaginally and one anally. After orgasm, the guys pull out and smack their penises together. This finishes the pizza sticks, combining the sauce (period blood), cheese (smegma goo), and meat (poop). The girl then "eats" the Pizza Stix, baking them in her mouth oven.

"Man, I can't believe Jerry passed up the pizza sticking last night. I had a great time with Chad and Billy. The pizza stix were delish."

"Dude, on friday night Lisa, Brian, and Tyler proved themselves the Pizza Sticking champs."


LOL those examples are terrible - WTF

OK someone is just bored and making shit up now.

Juicy asked me to play Tummy Sticks... Not sure what that means but I said No because it sounded gay.

dats just bananas...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=tummy+sticks

tummy sticks
Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!

Lol, the shit people make up.

10 bucks says the creator of that term is <16

LOL best thing ever

TERRIBLE! haha

Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

:pimp

i'm doing this one asap! :1orglaugh

They got some funny ones on UD, that's for sure.

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Sphincter Kiss
When two people rub their anuses together.




haha i just made that one up but cant find the thread from the other day :1orglaugh

lol thanks for the term.

hahah nice :)

dwb... you down?!

o m g

spiderman, haha. thats so on...

What the fuck? That's so disgusting!

Seriously, if someone is actually doing that, then they need to be removed from the gene pool. :mad:

It's at times like these that I feel totally OK with being very plain vanilla in terms of sex.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I have to agree

LOL @ "Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!" Funny stuff.