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BVF 02-13-2009 01:24 PM

GUESS THE RACE: 13 year old fathers child..
 
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_732314a.jpg

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much diapers cost ? but said: "I think it?s a lot."

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn?t think about how we would afford it. I don?t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me $10."

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: "When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn?t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it."

Alfie?s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation ? but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

Rest of the story with video:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2233878.ece

bushwacker 02-13-2009 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490314)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_732314a.jpg

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much diapers cost ? but said: "I think it?s a lot."

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne. He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby. I didn?t think about how we would afford it. I don?t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me $10."

Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: "When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn?t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it."

Alfie?s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation ? but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.

Rest of the story with video:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2233878.ece

:Oh crap

the Shemp 02-13-2009 01:28 PM

is the father a dwarf?

d-null 02-13-2009 01:29 PM

your topic says "GUESS THE RACE"

?


is this a trick question? what is the answer, is he middle eastern? or mixed? I give up

_Richard_ 02-13-2009 01:29 PM

what's the race?

marketsmart 02-13-2009 01:41 PM

if you would have said he didnt have a job, i would have guessed black...

SpicyM 02-13-2009 01:43 PM

is that chick on the photo the 15 years old gf?? If so.. god defend the child to not look like her mommy :Oh crap

BVF 02-13-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15490398)
if you would have said he didnt have a job, i would have guessed black...

Wouldn't saying the boy is 13 mean that he doesn't have a job?

alias 02-13-2009 01:44 PM

Too much porn!

Si 02-13-2009 01:45 PM

the race to be the youngest parents in the world? :1orglaugh

boneprone 02-13-2009 01:46 PM

Just another white negro.
Typical Negro Behavior..

marketsmart 02-13-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490411)
Wouldn't saying the boy is 13 mean that he doesn't have a job?

no, white kids start work at a very young age..

all white people are very responsible and productive people..

the Shemp 02-13-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 15490412)
Too much porn!

yup, its the damn tube sites ...

DarkJedi 02-13-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490314)
GUESS THE RACE: 13 year old fathers child..

13 and he's already being more responsible than 90 percent of black men in the United States are.

?And Dennis, 45, said: ?He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.?

boneprone 02-13-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490411)
Wouldn't saying the boy is 13 mean that he doesn't have a job?

If the lazy fuck was Chinese and lived in China he'd be a manger by now for Nike.

Deej 02-13-2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490411)
Wouldn't saying the boy is 13 mean that he doesn't have a job?

untrue...

tons of 13 y/o black kids sell crack...



watching The Wire - so its true muh fucka!

Agent 488 02-13-2009 01:48 PM

time for another paper route boy.

boneprone 02-13-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490428)
13 and he's already being more responsible than 90 percent of black men in the United States are.

?And Dennis, 45, said: ?He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.?


That says a lot.

marketsmart 02-13-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15490432)
untrue...

tons of 13 y/o black kids sell crack...



watching The Wire - so its true muh fucka!

why are people so racist against N I G G E R S here...

its really sad...

Young 02-13-2009 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490428)
?And Dennis, 45, said: ?He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.?

Ya and he's fucking 13.

The baby will go the way of Pokemon cards in a few months.

Deej 02-13-2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15490443)
why are people so racist against N I G G E R S here...

its really sad...

dude i seen it on TV!!!!

boneprone 02-13-2009 01:54 PM

Maybe if the poor kid was allowed to see porn he wouldnt be out busy fucking white women.

mynameisjim 02-13-2009 01:54 PM

That's the way to do it. By they time your kid is 18 and ready to go away to college you are still young and have the rest of your life ahead of you.

the Shemp 02-13-2009 01:55 PM

is that a wedding ring on her finger?

BVF 02-13-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490428)
13 and he's already being more responsible than 90 percent of black men in the United States are.

?And Dennis, 45, said: ?He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.?

If you weren't eastern european white trash scum, your statement might mean something.

doridori 02-13-2009 01:56 PM

donno...this is damn crazy!!!! he looks like he is eight

seeandsee 02-13-2009 01:57 PM

omggggggggg

Deej 02-13-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 15490460)
is that a wedding ring on her finger?

I wonder if the parents are playing with life sized dolls...

PornMD 02-13-2009 01:58 PM

I can just see "oops, I forgot to feed it yesterday" coming a mile away. He may have been at the hospital but I bet you anything he was probably thinking "this is almost as boring as church". That or they hooked him up with an xbox there to play with, lol.

boneprone 02-13-2009 02:02 PM

Isnt this the same publication that markets to stupid white people with articles like Elvis isnt dead, and my baby got abducted by aliens?

You never see a negro buying this shit.
Yeah they do it, but they dont buy this shit.

StuartD 02-13-2009 02:04 PM

Guess the race threads are always more fun when there's already been other threads on the topics hours before.

Oh oh... I'll go next. Guess the celebrity that appeared to be drugged up on Letterman the other night!

SexualDragon 02-13-2009 02:06 PM

time to get a paper route

blazin 02-13-2009 02:07 PM

Pretty crazy.... was reading that today.

It's very likely that the child is not his

DarkJedi 02-13-2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15490462)
If you weren't eastern european white trash scum, your statement might mean something.

That's rich coming from you :1orglaugh

If your ancestors hadn't been sold into slavery to white people you'd still be running around in a waistband, chucking a spear and living in a mud hut.

http://www.darksidedata.com/kfcclosed3.jpg

Tom_PM 02-13-2009 02:18 PM

I always guess "human" and am always right.

brassmonkey 02-13-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15490443)
why are people so racist against N I G G E R S OR CRACKER ASS CRACKERS here...

its really sad...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

$5 submissions 02-13-2009 02:38 PM

When I first ran across this story yesterday I KNEW this shit would be forum fodder. Rightfully so. WTF? 13 year old dad....

Babaganoosh 02-13-2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490522)
That's rich coming from you :1orglaugh

If your ancestors hadn't been sold into slavery to white people you'd still be running around in a waistband, chucking a spear and living in a mud hut.

http://www.darksidedata.com/kfcclosed3.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

_Richard_ 02-13-2009 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490522)
That's rich coming from you :1orglaugh

If your ancestors hadn't been sold into slavery to white people you'd still be running around in a waistband, chucking a spear and living in a mud hut.

http://www.darksidedata.com/kfcclosed3.jpg

so you're saying that slavery isn't barbaric?

BVF 02-13-2009 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490522)
That's rich coming from you :1orglaugh

If your ancestors hadn't been sold into slavery to white people you'd still be running around in a waistband, chucking a spear and living in a mud hut.

http://www.darksidedata.com/kfcclosed3.jpg

Maybe....But YOUR species of white people were still clubbing hoes over their head and dragging them back to their cave.

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/armyn...s/cavemen2.jpg

AtlantisCash 02-13-2009 03:51 PM

What ever...

marcjacob 02-13-2009 03:53 PM

Ill guess the race, he is British.

I read that his girl was using the pill but forgot to take it, thats hardly his fault.

Kard63 02-13-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15490347)
your topic says "GUESS THE RACE"

BVF is a geeky little nigqer with race issues.

st0ned 02-13-2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15490426)
no, white kids start work at a very young age..

all white people are very responsible and productive people..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15490432)
untrue...

tons of 13 y/o black kids sell crack...



watching The Wire - so its true muh fucka!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AtlantisCash 02-13-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490522)
That's rich coming from you :1orglaugh

If your ancestors hadn't been sold into slavery to white people you'd still be running around in a waistband, chucking a spear and living in a mud hut.

http://www.darksidedata.com/kfcclosed3.jpg


Your statement is as bad as what bvf said, slavery was the tragedy and shame of humanity.

marcjacob 02-13-2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 15490904)
Your statement is as bad as what bvf said, slavery was the tragedy and shame of humanity.

You are correct, but it was kind of funny too :thumbsup

DarkJedi 02-13-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 15490904)
Your statement is as bad as what bvf said, slavery was the tragedy and shame of humanity.

Black Americans should get down on their knees every day and thank the other africans, arabs and europeans who sold their ancestors into slavery.

America = freedoms, opportunity for wealth, access to best healthcare in world, rule of law.
Africa = disease, dictatorship, genocide, casual death, poverty.

:2 cents:

qxm 02-13-2009 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 15490427)
yup, its the damn tube sites ...

yeap ... its all because those fucking tubes....

TyroneGoldberg 02-13-2009 04:57 PM

to be 13 he's still immature. i wasn't a genius, i did know the answer to this

how much diapers cost?

TyroneGoldberg 02-13-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15490988)
Black Americans should get down on their knees every day and thank the other africans, arabs and europeans who sold their ancestors into slavery.

America = disease, dictatorship, genocide, casual death, poverty.
Africa = disease, dictatorship, genocide, casual death, poverty.

:2 cents:

:thumbsup


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