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$5 submissions 02-13-2009 11:58 PM

[email protected]
 
Fatal but all too common resume mistakes

During these challenging economic times, it's probably a good idea to keep these tips in mind when looking for that new job.

#2 gave me the lols.

"2) Inappropriate e-mail address

It is common today for applicants to leave an e-mail address on their resumes. Nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, many applicants make the mistake of leaving personal or inappropriate e-mail addresses rather than professional ones. Put yourself into the HR guy?s shoes. You are looking at two very impressive applications, but one them lists their e-mail as [email protected]? while the other lists theirs as [email protected].? Which person are you more likely to hire? If you don?t already have a professional-sounding e-mail address, just visit one of the many free e-mail providers (like gmail, yahoo, and hotmail) and sign up for one."

$5 submissions 02-13-2009 11:59 PM

Unless, of course, you're applying as the site manager to hightimes.com or the ecommerce manager for an online headshop. :D

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-14-2009 12:12 AM

lmao....

woj 02-14-2009 12:22 AM

heh ....

Reak AGV 02-14-2009 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15492031)
Unless, of course, you're applying as the site manager to hightimes.com or the ecommerce manager for an online headshop. :D

In that case [email protected] sounds like a perfect email addy :pimp

eroticsexxx 02-14-2009 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15492029)
You are looking at two very impressive applications, but one them lists their e-mail as [email protected]? while the other lists theirs as [email protected].? Which person are you more likely to hire?

Easy...

The one with the "[email protected]" address.

Why? Because they're honest, mellowed out, and obviously they have the "hook-up".

Seriously though, I know some extremely well-educated and competent persons who do smoke up "every day". Several of them are very wealthy and have no qualms about their favorite pastime.

Obviously, they don't live in the US either.

who 02-14-2009 04:53 AM

[email protected] is even worse.

$5 submissions 02-14-2009 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15492606)
Seriously though, I know some extremely well-educated and competent persons who do smoke up "every day". Several of them are very wealthy and have no qualms about their favorite pastime.

I hear ya, man. I didn't write the article, just found it funny. I know quite a few well-adjusted, successful, highly educated people that smoke the kind as well. Back in college, only 3 dudes in my fraternity didn't smoke bud and most of the guys who did smoke went on to become lawyers, doctors, development administrators, city planning management, lobbyists, etc.

seeandsee 02-14-2009 05:39 AM

lulzzzzzzzz

J. Falcon 02-14-2009 06:02 AM

That's fucking funny. If you put that email on your resume then you're probably not too shart to begin with.

HorseShit 02-14-2009 06:20 AM

I would hire the weed man over the other fag

cherrylula 02-14-2009 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 15492807)
That's fucking funny. If you put that email on your resume then you're probably not too shart to begin with.

Seriously. Talk about weeding out those who aren't qualified. :1orglaugh

like, duh!

CaptainHowdy 02-14-2009 07:32 AM

[email protected] ...

tranza 02-14-2009 07:36 AM

It looks like a joke, but I know it really happens...I have already received lots resumes from really weird emal adresses.


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