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GotGauge 02-16-2009 07:41 AM
T-Shirt Hell NOT Going out of Business! I knew it!
 
Story here

T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me?

To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA.

Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot hahahahahaha', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait.


Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

GotGauge 02-16-2009 07:42 AM
I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - "FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!" Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad! You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to put up with these overly sensitive morons who can't take a joke anymore". Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the assholes who look at you funny. But first get up out of your chairs, stand up in your cubicles, put down your bongs, zip up your pants and yell, '"FUCK YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

T-Shirt Hell is not going out of business. In fact, we wouldn't leave even if we we had to resort to selling dead babies for food when this economy truly hits the fan. Consider Feb, 2009 a fresh start for us. We're going to be bigger, better and more fucked up than before. Worse Than Hell is back. The black lady who writes the most intellectually (anally) stimulating newsletter on the net is back. We're fucking back. But oh...wait...we never actually left.

GotGauge 02-16-2009 07:44 AM
Let's call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily "personal stimulus" if you know what I'm sayin). In 3 weeks, I've done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they've opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people who wear T-Shirt Hell shirts actually increase their job security, with 6 of those people getting substantial raises? Did you realize that owning one or more T-Shirt Hell products actually raises the value of your 401k by a minimum of 25%? Were you aware that buying 3 or more T-Shirt Hell shirts at once will actually secure for you the most important seat in the White House? (Member id: barackoutwmcockout44, Name: Barack Obama, Address: Chicago, IL, 3 shirts purchased, November 1st, 2008) Thanks B, we "hope" you're enjoying your "I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass" tee, your "I Shaved My Ball For This?" hoodie, and quite fittingly, your "Sorry About What Happens Later" ringer. Oh, the irony.

What I'm trying to say is this...our shirts are the key to fixing this economy and to getting people back on track. You don't need to thank me because I can feel the gratitude emanating from around the world at this very moment. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling. You're welcome.

Sarah_Jayne 02-16-2009 07:44 AM
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?

Marcus Aurelius 02-16-2009 07:46 AM
you signing up new affiliates or trying to sell T-shirts? might wanna get your link sorted out.

Nurgle 02-16-2009 07:46 AM
too fucking funny

Marcus Aurelius 02-16-2009 07:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 02-16-2009 07:52 AM
Here is a link to the actual site, and not the affiliate program. Since this whole thread is spam I will help contribute.

T-Shirt Hell

chemicaleyes 02-16-2009 07:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 02-16-2009 07:55 AM
Anyone got a non referral link to the site? LOL.

Marcus Aurelius 02-16-2009 08:08 AM
http://www.tshirthell.com

Ethersync 02-16-2009 08:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh

Lycanthrope 02-16-2009 08:17 AM
Ah, they pulled a Favre.

Agent 488 02-16-2009 08:20 AM
no shit ............

LiveDose 02-16-2009 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 15502482)
Ah, they pulled a Favre.

haha, I knew it...

jscott 02-16-2009 08:53 AM
Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance :( LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup

JamesK 02-16-2009 08:57 AM
Why would anyone believe it? It's from T-Shirt Hell for fucks sake :1orglaugh

Allformyspace 02-16-2009 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 15502403)
you signing up new affiliates or trying to sell T-shirts? might wanna get your link sorted out.
What some people will do to make a quick buck, what a fucking douche.

bronco67 02-16-2009 09:19 AM
He sounds like a real douche...but good for him. Don't let the haters dictate what you do.

undersoul 02-16-2009 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HorseShit 02-16-2009 10:46 AM
people fell for it of course

dial 02-16-2009 10:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jscott (Post 15502618)
Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance :( LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup
that was kind of dumb...LOL

GotGauge 02-16-2009 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jscott (Post 15502618)
Dammit, i already delinked them from all my sites and asked them to payout my balance :( LOL
fuck! that is awesome but it sucks cuz now i have to put those links backup
I almost pulled my links!

tranza 02-16-2009 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
I LOL'D :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

evildick 02-16-2009 01:36 PM
They did a good job there with that little stunt. I sold about 23 shirts over the last 3 weeks. (which is a lot considering the small amount of hits I sent them) Too bad they never kept this going a little longer. Everybody was scrambling to get some of the old shirts they brought back before they closed down.

fris 02-16-2009 01:49 PM
link spammer

DarkJedi 02-16-2009 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

porndotnet 02-16-2009 02:16 PM
Brilliant Marketing! Sold 100k shirts in 3 weeks. Hat's off.

fusionx 02-16-2009 03:58 PM
I just pulled all my links.. I read the thread title wrong and thought it said they WERE going out of business..

that sucks.. oh well.. takes too long to put them all back up.. bummer..

xxxjay 02-16-2009 04:10 PM
ha...i didn't pull my links but i did buy 7 shirts...sold quite a few in the affiliate program too

SomeCreep 02-16-2009 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGauge (Post 15502387)
Story here

T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me?

To all the haters who were glad to see us go and really thought I was closing down because of a few angry e-mails; good one, suckers. To all the people who called me a pussy and who really believed I would cave in to the retarded masses, like a little baby, you can EAT MY SMELLY VAGINA.

Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break...the site is called T-Shirt Hell. I guess I should have named it 'T-Shirt Cunt Rape Faggot hahahahahaha', so less of you fuckers would have taken the bait.


Why in the world would I shut down a website that brings so much satisfaction to people who actually have a sense of humor? To customers who can't stand this ever-expanding, politically correct asylum we are imprisoned in? To women and children and men and farm animals who not only love what we do, but who cherish the fact that we CAN do it? Yes, we can. Fuck you if you can't take a joke.
You smell like bacon, spammer.

GotGauge 02-16-2009 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15504641)
You smell like bacon, spammer.
Love the Bacon....
I have had great luck with them, so should others.
I din't mean to make the entire thing a link, just the top one,
but oh well, don't click it.

tabasco 02-16-2009 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BusterBunny 02-16-2009 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bdld 02-17-2009 12:34 AM
i took down all my links, wont be putting them back on either.

Gasper 02-17-2009 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Shey 02-17-2009 12:48 AM
Yeah Joke them if they can't take a fuck I always say... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 02-17-2009 05:22 AM
Hehehehehe!

arin25 02-17-2009 06:00 AM
Fuckers. They got me. I ordered 5 tshirts.

Oracle Porn 02-17-2009 06:11 AM
my gf ordered 2 shirts too lol...if they sold 100k shirts thats like 1.8mil @ $18 a pop

dav3 02-17-2009 06:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 02-17-2009 07:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15502396)
Cool...anybody have a link to the site?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Awesome.

Voodoo 02-17-2009 08:16 AM
We should collectively put out a PR stating that "Porn is Going out of Business".

GotGauge 02-17-2009 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15507119)
We should collectively put out a PR stating that "Porn is Going out of Business".
Thats a good one!

Horny Dude 02-17-2009 10:46 AM
I fucking crack up every time I check out their shirts!


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