i need $500 NOW !!!!!!!
 

Damn truck alternator went bad and its gonna cost $500 to fix.

I hate paying for things but the auto place doesnt need any computer work done lol.

So i figured maybe gfy can help me with ideas.

I am NOT looking for donations, just ideas or trades of how to get the $500 today.


Funny but useless ideas suggestions and jabs are welcome

sig space is available for march

I'll buy your anal virginity for $500

Be a hocker

If I had had any programming work I needed in the foreseeable future I would send you the cash today, however I'm sure someone needs some programming work done and would front you the money. :pimp

Good luck to you and bump for the cause.

Sell spots.... don't click the sig above me.. click my sig only :)

PSA on the dangers of forest fires while working command line...

Only you can prevent linux meltdown...

thats not really what i was looking for . if i wanted to work for it , i would just pay for it myself. I have a list a mile long of work clients that need me, and tons of people who owe me money , i was kinda looking for something unique :thumbsup

ok but your going to have a heck of a time finding the guy that has it. I was so drunk i doubt i could point him out :Oh crap

jk anal virginity is no laughing matter in the forest my friend, they invented chipmunks as anal chastity devices for bears doncha know

Smokey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! da bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I thought you were a baller and making thousands a day already Smokey.... Hmmm..

it'll work out man.

You don't have $500 at your disposal? Erm... weird.

e-whore

..

hahahahaa

What year make and model truck?

I KNEW such replies would come :upsidedow

It's GFY we have one track of mind... everything will come down to you getting paid for sex :helpme:

Tooooooo late :1orglaugh:thumbsup

( the loop) ---> people in this thread...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

someone is ripping you off if you have to pay $500 for an alternator installed

So did I, I guess he's just another broke board poster...:1orglaugh I've always sid the higher the post count the broker the poster..:)

That's what I thought.... i'm confused :(

pick up a $60 alternator from a junk yard and install it yourself, very easy on a pick up

Have a new popup solution like your old flash one? I would pay good money. Contact is in sig. :thumbsup

or a refurbished one... you can install an alternator in under 30 minutes unless your an idiot.

You do everything for $500 bucks?

$150 max... is what you should pay.

Sell me your car for $500 :winkwink: ;)

how much traffic can you send to me for 500

See kids, no money in porn. Now go fuck yourself.

wow, if smokey needs money the economy must be really bad!

Smokey the broke? :winkwink:

Well if it makes you fell any better, I'm sitting here because I have two vehicles and the alternators went bad on both of them at the same time :Oh crap

lol

I called him a poser a few years ago and his response was that he made $250,000 a year off NastyDollars alone.

well if he can figure out something to do right now for 500$ and do that everyday.. he will make 15k a month.

was about to post the same thing

funny thing is many posters in this board are profitting off STB ideas he usually provides for free. And I'm sure many of those are posting in this thread. I couldn't care less if he is a so called 'baller' or if he lives in a trailer park, the guy isn't asking for anything out of this world. Just my 2 pesos

Ahem :P nobody read that?

quoted for truth

I know people that have easily made $10k a day off smokey's scripts

sometimes the nicest people you know in the biz are also the brokest

is brokest a word? probably not

Take your card to a bank machine, insert it, enter your pin number, withdraw $500.

300,000 gfy posts develiered in 20 days $500



























just kidding

good luck tho

Have traffic ?

Hit me up.

jesus christ there are some stupid people on gfy, doesn't anyone read the threads anymore. If i wanted to pay for it i would just go and pay for it. I am looking for a unique way to have it PAID for me

wasn't that when you got called a poser for ripping off several webmasters for thousands of dollars then you admitted you were an ex felon convicted of raping an 86 year old lady ?

or are they both just your fantasy

I posted my stats and anyone at nd can back them up , i gave you permission then, i give it to you now. quote this thread and ask nd yourself. balls in your court liar liar pants on fire lol

Go to the ATM, silly.


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well wtf?

what kind of loser does't have 500 bucks lying around?

lol this isn't a junker.

what kind of loser cant read a thread.

I dont want donations and i dont want work , go reread the thread sir troll alot