Ever been choked by a stripper??
 

I have. Fucking awesome.

Tell me more.

Best thread title ever.

Yes do tell..

Are we talking choked as in choke the chicken
or choked as in .. I cant breath bitch but I like it that way.. (whats the cost on this one?)

Got a lap dance. outta nowhere the girl starts choking me. I must say it was the best thing ever. Now i request it every time.

I suggest everyone give it a try...

She just kind of choked you without warning? Thats a strange stripper. Should prolly stay away from that one.

you must be kidding, that's the best kind lol.

sure, but I had to pay extra for said choking....

I saw a guy shove his finger up a girls asshole once at a strip club, she choked him and threw him up against the wall...the bouncer literally skidded his face on the concrete as they were throwing him out

she almost filed charges against him

I'm pretty sure if I was getting a lap dance and some stripper just out of nowhere choked me, I'd have knocked her the fuck out. :2 cents:

welcome to the darkside

I'm sayin'!

What's her name and where does she dance?

I've been smothered by a pair of tits at strip club... couldn't breath... does that count?

haha yeah no shit

I've never been choked but once a couple of drunk guys where standing next to me
and one spilled his drink all down the back of the stripper sitting in front of us. She turned around and slapped me instead and started to go off before someone stepped in and pointed her in the right direction.

I knew a stripper that was giving a lapdance to some drunk kid and he bit her tit so hard it collapsed her implant.
She kicked him so hard in the face the ambulance had to take him away.

I'm 36. I do not think I have been choked by anyone. Stripper or otherwise.
Not that I would want to be either. :2 cents:
What kinda kinky shit you into BRO?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pklq_ShnbA LOLz

Hahaha nice Gene

The last time I was in Vegas, the girl I was getting dances from was into MMA and asked me to choke her.