I picked up a black chick and she told me i have a "NIGGA COCK" what does that mean?
 

I was at the bar this weekend scoping around for some colored hotties, no white bitches this weekend i was like tarzan in the fucking jungle. white bitches cant suck dick worth shit anyway unless they smoke lots of fucking weed and are used to inhaling.

so me being the pimp i am i step in at 1-130 and the bar closes at 2-230, so i just want to thank all you stupid simps that show up to the bar early and get these hoes drunk while i end up banging your chick and you are taking a cab home with your "party buddy".

anyway im posted up and of course all the flyest honies are scoping me out and i be melting all these white 10/10s like they was a vanilla milkshake on a hot summer day. then i look across on the dance floor and this fine black nogga and she is grinding it up like a sean paul video. WE BE BURNING NONE CONCERNIN...

so she scopes me checking her out and BOOM she gets hit by the most deep blue eyes you will ever see, once women see my eyes they are LOCKED. so i head over start grindin up a little and i ask her to leave with me.

she takes me back to her place i rip off her pants and i am eating the purple like a grape popsicle, and she rips off my pants and goes for the BJ and dropes her fucking jaw and goes "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK".

what exactly does that mean?

Means your cock doesn't work.

small jew cock who dresses in black mans clothes to try to make up for small cock says what?

it means it has nappy pubes

It means you probably have babies all over that you don't take care of and your dick smells all musky and shit.

it means your dick loves Welch's grape Juice more than anything in the world.
If you can't get any pussy, stick your dick in glass of Welch's

It means you have herpes

your not going to get the reply your fishing for lol.

Hey I need to stick up for my baby bro here.
D$ doesn't wear black man clothes....

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PS it also means you have put your new box of condoms on lay away...

Damn I need to start writing this shit down for my comedy debut April 9th....

It's coming

KBcomedian.com

lol

It smells like white puss?

ill give you a tip on how to tap more black chicks, get watermelon flavored condoms. :2 cents:

me = BIG DICK :pimp

i have the smoothest testicles in this thead

Before you get all excited at the thought of the possibility that you are hung like an African Mandingo, keep in mind that:

1. You picked that trick up from the bar. Tricks are notorious liars when they want something (it's almost the end of the month, ya know...)
2. She might not have had her contacts in or her glasses on
3. The bruising from all the jerking off might not have cleared up yet (discoloration)
4. You didn't hear the last part of what she said: "DAM FOR A WHITE BOY YOU HAVE A NIGGA COCK...a baby nigga cock"
5. And lastly, if that trick had the time to talk and/or ponder the size of your dick, you weren't doing something right. When a black woman has a true nigga cock in her presence, she gets right down to business. In the words of the infamous Lady Saw - "NO Long Talking".

For your perusal, listen to what she has to say for herself:

Hahahah! Best thread ever on so many levels.

the lyrics to this very classic song are pretty funny :1orglaugh




"You know I'm totally flaccid.... I'm just a limp mega prick.....
you know I'm looking for..... a stupid white chick....." :1orglaugh

look i know you little GFY simps are bitch ass haters, give me 5min with any chick you have ever been with and they will forget you ever existed, give me 10min and they will think they are in heaven, anything past 10min i charge $100 per fucking minute. but they wake up feeling like a new woman.

do you know how many chicks i have turned out? you punks should thank me, like i said before you simps make me look good you see the way it works is... you small limp dick faggots cannot pound a pussy properly so when they are in bed with a REAL MAN like myself they think they are being fucked by some greek god or some shit.

then after fucking me it is never the same so they tear through guys trying to find another REAL DICK MUTHA FUCKA like myself, but they NEVER find it.

so either you be a pimp and finish a distant second in this pimp game race, or you sit at home tapping your chick wondering why the pussy is getting looser you will know who to blame.

THE TOP DAWG PUSSY POUNDIN GREEK GOD BIG DICK HIT YO CHICK AND SPLIT THE ONE THE ONLY...... DRUMROLL...... THE MAN.... METAMAN.

so shut your mouth bitch before i snap up yo chick. i know you arent used to hearing chicks tell you "thats to big to fit" and you may think i am joking, but when your girls pussy is looser dont come whining to me. :2 cents:

me = :pimp
you = simp

I hear that all time they tell me I have

an asian cock?

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I would actually want to sincerely ask for a qualified approval of this thread:

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/887872-am-goin-tonight-am-gonna-laid.html

Nice.. Black girls got good pussy.. And they love a big "not black" cock...

Won't someone tell MetaMan that he has a big cock?

It smelt of fried chicken?

show us some pics or it's not real

your dick stinks, plain and simple.

grape drink
niggaz dont got welch's

It means you have a dream and you been buying hookers again:thumbsup

The only win in this thread.

id say you have hiv

It means she wants you to fuck her again!

it means that she saw your herpes sores.

that was razor burn!

my balls are dipped in smooooooth coconut afterhsave harvested from the amazon. :pimp

It means that you think more of it than she does.

It means that your cock needs welfare in order to bring it above the cock poverty level (which is like 3 inches or so I believe)

Fishing story goes well with fishy smell.

That your cock smells?

Kudos for you for calling him out on that one.

she had her period

you know sometime they flip the switch:Hollering

i still topped her roast beef sandwich off with some salami loaf didnt charge her a dime either, even gave her extra mayo. :pimp

ummm it means you got shit on it?

nope i showered after fucking you in the ass. BITCH :warning

:pimp:pimp

OK so i called her today and asked her about what she meant, and she told me

"it was obvious that i was telling you that your cock was huge, it was the biggest i had ever seen, if you were in the car with me on the highway we would have to pull into the weigh station because your huge cock would put us over transport capacity".

but thanks for trying guys, i know you guys like to make fun because everyone here wants to be me, but you will always be a try hard, but think about it! what is better? a try hard MetaMan or you being yourself? what will get you farther in life, the answer is pretty dam clear imho.

Oh please. If you had a big dick you would not feel the need to post about it. You would know that you had it. :2 cents:

Brag = Little Dick

NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

how many times do i have to tell you i tap dime pieces, you are a close 6,

you know how they talk about natural beauty, you are naturally ugly.

Haha, like I care what you think. You are such a joke on here. You are not hot, you are broke and you try and brag about shit that you do not have. No one on here wants to fuck your little dick. There are way hotter guys on here than your lame ass. Go back to your hookers and leave the adults on here to talk. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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im sorry Jane but i will not pay you for sex.

you are one of those chicks if you put a $20 bill on your dick you will fuck it. so that would make you the hooker? so again NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU! :warning

i like professional women, and no im sorry taking off your clothes does not make you professional.

you seem to be good at eating weiners, maybe you should join that PROFESSIONAL FOOD EATING LEAGUE?

you could be the next Joey Chestnut! YOU EAT THEM WEINERS GIRL! YOU GO FOR IT! GO GET EM TIGER!

change your name to "Jane Bratwurst" its all in the stars jane all in the stars.