Congratulations to spacedog (part 1), AlienQ, MetaformX, jimthefiend, et al
 

Jon Clark has officially surpassed you as the biggest loser/troll/self-destructing-train-wreck in the history of GFY.

There was a time when one could argue which of the 4 people listed (and a few others) were actually the greatest fail characters in GFY history, but now there is no question.

Jon Clark is the Michael Phelps of GFY losers. The Michael Jordan of GFY failures. The Bill Gates of fake GFY playa status. The Tiger Woods of internet tough-guys posting from their mother's basements. The Lance Armstrong of low self esteem people desperate to gain attention and feel important on an internet message board.

You sir, are the epitome of failure. :thumbsup
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-con...at-failing.jpg

is jon clark still posting? I didn't even notice him with FFVB installed

FWIW.....I said spacedog (part 1) because the spacedog of a few years ago was a total fucking train wreck.

The one who came back, while still a few fries short of a happy meal, is nowhere near Jon Clark or AlienQ level.

Hubba Bubba

he should be in shortly to show his $.25 rings

Goddamn that's fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

This is one of the funnier threads I've read in awhile. The Michael Phelps line almost had me spit up my soda.

fucking dick!

Funny...
Rather than glower you might want to check yourself.
You fall on the moron list as well.

You must be an occasional or infrequent reader.
Or just easily amused?

How exactly does one glower?

You're spot on the list is rightfully earned.

this is a big day on gfy

This is HILARIOUS!!!!

I most interesting part about this post isn't that you tried to lump me in with your group to make yourself feel better. The most interesting part is that you conceded you're a moron but you're too much of a moron to realize that you did it.

lol...funny shit

you forgot doridori :2 cents:

NO, I just do not think highly of myself. I know I am a moron, the first step is the hardest... Admitting there is a problem.

Maybe you should try and help yourself a little as well.

I miss the real space dog the self ownage was legendary

You're more delusional than I thought if you think that you and I are playing on the same field here.

Of course, I can't be sure which of your personalities this is coming from. You have enough of them to start your own softball league.

Why Spacedog?

This was the thread that made him famous.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=51054

Most of his threads from back then were similar to that one.

Since he came back he's mellowed out alot, but he's still a bit off, if you know what I mean.

His "advice" to all of us to forget about google and optimize for MSN instead (this was 2 years ago...I guess the big thing he "knew" was coming is still in the works?)
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=709665

Opening a "program" with a paysite that couldn't bill VISA because he didn't have the $750 for the fee.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=687468

And of course the obligatory conspiracy stuff...where the "elites" are going to merge the U.S. with Mexico and all our dollars will become worthless
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=876034

Conspiracy thinking like this tends to predominate in unsuccessful people who need someone to blame for their failures. I guess it helps if you believe some all-powerful elites are pulling the puppet strings on the world, and they're the real reason people like you can't get ahead. It absolves you from responsibility for your failures.

Anyways, those are the reasons spacedog is on the list with AlienQ, MetaformX, etc....back in the day, spacedog meltdowns were legendary. Truckloads of popcorn were consumed by GFY posters while watching those train wrecks.

This thread doesn't deliver, move along

It's strange, isn't it? I've caught myself a few times thinking "Wow, that person is still here?" simply because I forget the even exist!

self-admitted defeat :2 cents:

That's refreshing.

And of course we can't forget the "I'm so scared and I need help" thread that the mods eventually locked because it got bumped every other month for years because of it's entertainment value.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=56419

Funny how the tough guys who threaten to kick everyone's ass are the ones that come crying and begging for help eventually. The similarities in pattern between guys like spacedog, jimthefiend, and Jon Clark are unnerving.
I swear I need to get a DSM and look it up. There has to be a clinical definition for what they have.

gotta be the funniest thread ever

[img]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...%20PSYCHED.jpg[/img]

Not even close. Sexeducation was much worse, and imho Pathfinder is also a bigger debacle. Probably before your time.

We like it....but THEY LOVE IT!

http://www.clubitup.com/abyss/041808...s/CIMG0054.jpg

LOL that's funny

Oh my. What's next?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I am a 100% bona fide winner!


My goal has been to get all of you talking about me and paying attention... I have succeeded...

Everytime I turn around there is a new thread about me.. Everytime I start a thread everyone jumps in it...


I won... And everyone playing alone with me here has lost!

that is too funny lol

you forgot kak_azn

That was awesome cause it was so innocent, made me laugh! thanks!

The fact that you think this is just more proof that you're a moron.

All that big baller talk and you are pushing about 1 sale per day. :1orglaugh

Yeah you win. You sure fooled EVERYONE.

Yup, less and less people will do business with you every time you post... you win. We lose.

gfyyyyy!

No I was here for that, and they were train wrecks, they were just so long ago that I'd forgotten about them.

Yeah well title space limited me to only naming a few of my top GFY characters of all time. I couldn't possibly list them all.

As for biggest GFY laughing moment, what do you guys think that was?

I'm going to say Stephen Takacs. I almost peed my pants laughing that weekend.

"The Michael Phelps of GFY?"

He smoked a bong and won olympics, you saying Jon Clark is an olympian?

Congrats to the winners

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Now that is Hilarious, :1orglaugh:1orglaugh and true:1orglaugh

I said the Michael Phelps of GFY losers

Him, failing on GFY, is like what Michael Phelps does in the pool. Nobody else can keep up with the fail.