Seems like some of you are not up to speed... Here is your one and only clue..!
 

Most people realize it, but there seem to be a few around here who actually think my board persona is anything more then that.. lmao

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity

That is all it is folks...

If you actually take some of the stuff I do around here seriously then you are the one with the problem... :winkwink:

Who are you trying to convince?

Why would anyone in their right mind create a persona of someone suffering from Dimentia?

"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."

Ty Webb - Caddyshack
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Chevy-C...ddyshack.1.jpg

Because, the more strange the character the more it gets followed...

Way to try and justify yourself, fruitcake. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Bingo... :thumbsup

Give me publicity.

He's trying to pass off his lowered mental capacity as a board persona now, so funny

JonClark ‎(8:43 PM):
I have ran two successful design companies..
I know how to sell the hell out of design..
Come on man... I do not tell you how to run photoshop.. lol
Fuck proffessional..
I am a closer..
I get ther money and give them a product..

John always takes care of his customers:

JonClark ‎(8:24 PM):
No one will pay them prices right now..
People get what they pay for..
But..
You can give them pure garbage

:1orglaugh

two design companies that are out of business, how is that successful

He did run them tough. Right into the ground. :1orglaugh

so, you did it all for the publicity...... please share what youve gained from that publicity?

Actually, the only one that is out of business is the "affordable" one, because I verifiability wanted out of the "affordable" market.. I'd rather deal with one person spending $1000 versus ten people spending $100...

Now tell me that makes no sense..

Both of my companies providing service to the adult market are both booked out... So you tell me..

well if that is true, fair enough.... but a professional biz mentality on the boards would be pulling alot more clients.... example is alienq he also gets alot of publicity but it seems that it doesnt help him much....

'all publicity is good publicity' is not true.

Always the same with these clowns. Make a fool out of yourself then try to claim it was all just a joke.

Only one convinced of this seems to be Jon.

Is this going to be in your book on getting rich in 2009?

1. Go to the place where potential clients congregate.
2. Convince them all that you're not only a pathelogical liar, but also completely unprofessional.
3. Get into as much childish drama as possible and speak broken English to make it authentic.
4. Tell everyone you're doing it on purpose for the sake of publicity.
5. Beg for donations.

Have you considered the amount of potential business you've lost due to the way you present yourself online? 'Any publicity is good publicity' doesn't always apply. Especially when your business falls under 'Providers'

nice :1orglaugh

StuartD, were you authorized to leak Jon's business plan? :) :)

How the hell can he sell it now for $25 ???

Well being booked out is a good sign I am not in need of clients and what ever I am doing is working...


When I am quiet business slows down... When I stir shit up, business picks up.. That is how it has been over the years..


I feel I owe the success ASD was directly to the drama with boyalley...

What business have I lost...? We are booked out.. I would have to turn you down if you tried hiring me for something right now..

And alot of you fall for it everytime... So who is the joke really on..?

Only one falling for this is you Jon.

Everyone else seems to realize that you are the joke.

every lunatic on this board eventually breaks down and tries to rationalize their behavior and why people hate them. you're no different. its easier than having to come to grips with the fact that no one respects you or believes you and that you can't even create fake/fantasy success, much less real success.

this same exact shit you posted has been said by Amp, AlienQ and 100 other lunatics that had/have frequent meltdowns on GFY.

Maybe its the way you spread a lotta rumour fodder
Keepin all your little spies and leavin when you realise
Step up, fairy
I guess its time to bury your ass with the chrome
Straight to the dome
You heard that right, bitch, I didnt stutter
If you know whats good - sit, shut up and beg, brother
Backstab - dont you know who youre dissin?
Side swipe - we know the ass that youre kissin!
Bigidy-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Cant hear shit cuz I keep gettin louder
Step up, and you get a face full o tactic
Lippin off hard, goin home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nuthin
Now you start shit? well, aint that somethin?
Payoffs dont protect, and you cant hide if you want
But Ill find you - comin up behind you!

That song rocks...

Jon pees his bed

What an idiot. Nobody's going to do business with a liar and scammer like Jon.

It doesn't make sense, in my opinion. You are not broadening your base of customers that way, and relying heavily on a few select customers. Especially with the trend of people going online to make money, you'll be missing out on a lot of new webmasters that will eventually turn into those $1K spenders and beyond.

You will also be limiting your word-of-mouth business; the best advertisement is from a happy customer that tells their friends about you, so instead of having 10 happy webmasters telling their webmaster friends about your services, you only have 1 doing that.

Here is a little hint - if you have to explain what you are doing, it isn't working.

Is this his real photo?

Thanks for clarifying! Now I want to run right out and do business with you.





















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