GFY Haiku Thread .. Add Yours!
 

Surfing the forums
GFY is my next stop
Fucking page timeout

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Here is a biz thread
Maybe we can make some cash
Thread flooded by trolls

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No one is flaming
Reload Reload Reload, NO!
God Damn Dirty F

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Jon Clark is now banned
Who posted Candyflip's kid?
Oh, that's right: no one.

jdavis is green
Got there through useless posting
Only he cares, though

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Low post counts do suck
Look on eBay for new account
Now you are detoxed

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Sign up for porn site
Forgot to uncheck the box
Who is banging my card now?

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Make some nice designs
Except no one is buying
Sale low ICQ

So much work to do
Browsing GFY instead
procrastination

donkevlar knows how
To post up his own haiku
But do YOU need help?

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five syllables here
seven syllables go here
then five syllables

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Was it smart to post
A GFY Haiku now?
Not at 3AM.

AlienQ banned again
Did he do it to himself?
Eric just had enough

Will reload this thread
Beating off to Juicy D.
Might take me some time

Tube sites are so huge.
Can you make money on them?
Advertise penis pills!

Juicy Ads in Sig
Wow, didn't know you ran that
Oh wait, see ref code

Hey edgeprod you're rad
but please change your avatar
your paleness burns eyes

Sun was oh so bright
I will often be quite dark
Camera was bad

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I swim in the lake
Each day in the summer sun
Tan only now fades

Saw this one a few days ago ...

Fat cats on Wall Street
Tell Feds to leave them alone
'Cept when they need cash

I got greedy, too
Bought me a big screen TV
Will you bail me out?

Welfare for the poor
But bailout if you are rich
What's the difference?

Thomas Jefferson
Would roll over in his grave
If he only knew!

Surfing the 'net now
Aria Giovanni pics
Where is my fleshlight?

Wasting time
GFY for entertaining
Video blogging at youtube

no idea what haiku is
pondering google
oops mcdonald's delivery is here

Wow that is quite odd
McDonalds delivers now?
Now I can get fat

need sex
rub lotion
ejaculate
relief

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not many sales
full clips on tubes
working at mcdonalds