| WeirdHomer |
02-26-2009 09:53 AM |
Thursday joke
A guy runs a stop sign and a cop stops him
Cop: drivers license please
Guy: why?
Cop: because you ran a stop sign, now, drivers license please
Guy: but i slowed down and i didn't see anybody coming
Cop: well, you had to stop completely..... now, drivers license PLEASE!
Guy: what is the difference?
Cop: the difference is your car has to be completelly stopped! Now, DRIVERS LICENSE PLEASE!!!
Guy: i'll give you my drivers license if you can show me the difference
Cop: ok, get out of your car
The cop starts to beat the driver down and when he is down he keeps beating him for a few minutes and asks:
Should i stop or slow down?
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