Slashed with a razor by my maid!!!
 

Fired both maids today. 5th time I warned them NOT to put my friggin razor in the SAME HOLDER as our TOOTHBRUSHES! I finally cut myself at night on the razor. I told them enough times and finally it bit me in the...ehm. hand. unbelievable.

carry on.

I bet $5 they were tranny's

i wish!
....

try turning the lights on next time

i keep my crib dim.. much like BOTH maids' brains.

Thailand?? Run the razors across their face as a lesson.
That's allowed there, right?

Just kidding, I could never suggest doing that. No seriously though. Cheese grater.

I let mine go after she dumped the lid to our vacuum canister in the trash and we didn't discover it until after the trash truck came by. I can't find a replacement lid anywhere so looks like I will be buying a new vacuum ::sigh:::

I think you are as close as you can get to be my Absolute opposite, and I usually disagree with you 100% - but somehow you always manage to entertain me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I once had a maid throw out 4 discs worth of my content! It was easy to get back but set my work back like a week, I forgave her though cause she goes my laundry bette rthan any other maid ever has :)

lucky fucker.
you coulda lost
a few grams of gum.

Sounds like an honest mistake. I cleaned houses when I was a teenager and did some stupid shit, but it sounds like her all around performance wasn't exactly impressing you either. lol

Once I had this girl that couldn't speak any english so she never understood my instructions and found my "goody drawer" and lined up all the ahem "toys" by size right on my dresser and I didn't notice it until my Grandma and Aunt visited the next day. AND THEN put regular dish-soap in my dishwasher and flooded the kitchen with suds and water, so she was history after that. Took me forever cleaning up that damn mess.

I'd fuck em in the rump for discipline

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

so, what are your criterias for the replacement?

a drama thread:

that suck

a maid ???? Must be nice:winkwink: