To the idiots I mean Democrats
 

Subject: Our Divorce





This might work. I don't think too many of us would have to move.

Dear Liberal Friends:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that it's time to part-yes, we need to Divorce. I know, we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but, sadly, our relationship has run its course. Our two ideologies have become too far apart to peacefully co-exist anymore. We just cannot, and will not, ever agree on what is best for the country, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a Draft Proposal for our separation agreement:

We equitably divide up the country into two equal landmasses. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure we can come to a friendly agreement. In the spirit of cooperation, you can have California , NYC and Lower NY State, Eastern PA, DC, South FL and Miami , Chicago , Detroit , and all of New England for starters. After that it should be relatively easy to divvy up the rest.
You can set taxes just as high as you want-take it all in fact! We'll probably keep ours real low to encourage individual enterprise.
You are welcome to keep all the liberal judges, ACORN, ACT UP, the NAACP, and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll be happy to keep our firearms, the NRA, and all of the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell.

We'll keep capitalism, corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved green ecofriendly nonsense schemes, the homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens.


We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, non Ivy League graduates, and rednecks. You can keep Pelosi, Reid, Frank, Dodd, Boxer, Waters, the Clintons, and all of the Kennedy tribe. You can also have ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Al Queida, the Taliban, Hamas , Iran , North Korea , Hugo Chavez and all the other organizations, countries, and people who want to annihilate you. You can also have all the peaceniks, and war protesters. We'll retain the right to invade and hammer any country, organization or individual that threatens us.

When our allies are under assault, we'll help provide them security. You can have the U.N.

You are also welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, and Shirley McClain. We'll probably stick mostly with the same old Judeo-Christian beliefs.


Knowing your concerns about human impacts on the environment, in your part of the country you can overcome the problem of excess population by outlawing heterosexual marriages. We'll just go on letting men and women marry indiscriminately.

We'll keep the pigs, chickens, goats and cattle since you don't like meat anyway. You can have ALL the tofu, seaweed, algae, lentils, and soy messes you adore.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon, Prius, and hybrid vehicle you can find-and your recumbent bicycles.

You will be able to give everyone in your part of the country healthcare, if you can find any practicing doctors who want to live there .

We'll keep the Star Spangled Banner. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kumbaya, or We Are the World.

And since it often so offends you, we'll keep the flag. We'll practice "trickle down" economics, and you can give socialism and trickle up poverty your best shot.

But remember: We will no longer be contributing toward paying your bills.

If you will agree to this draft settlement please pass it along to other like minded liberals, and let's get started on an amicable divorce ASAP!!!!!!!!!

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you 50 offshore drilling rigs which one of us will need whose help in 5 years.


P.S. Almost forgot, please take Woody Allen, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda and, especially, Sean Penn.

And when you are serving jailtime for producing porn on the republican side. Will you feel good about it because your own party put you there. lol also sidenote 93 world trade center bombers in jail , osama bin laden free as a bird.

blame clinton for that....



and I do not agree with what my party thinks about porno NO... I think it's fucked....


btw this was a email I got I just reposted

*yawn* So tired of this shit.

Republicans can drive the country into the ground, spend more money than ever and still succeed in demonizing the dems because they actually want to make the country better and help people.

I don't agree with everything the dems do, but I agree with almost nothing the republicans do.

Yeah for this I blame the dems they dont push back as hard.

Want to see what it would be like with the Republican party left to run unchecked? Move to Mexico, just make sure you get kidnapping insurance and you keep armed guards on the payroll to guard your house and a mask to wear when you go outside and deal with the omnipresent smog over the major cities.

To busy in the kumbaya circle don't you know! *grin*

my family has owned property here in las vegas since the 50's

I have personal experience with seeing welfare and the democrats giving money away...

you know how much it pisses me off to pull up on my property ( the nevada state welfare building) and see in the parking lot.. Escalade, escalade, denali, 22inch rims, bling bling on the clients... but yet they are in there getting money from the gov... thats why they are demo cause more taxes we pay more free shit they get...


it's called mothers day... these bitches will not get married but have 6 kids so the states and gov can give them money....


but yet they go make a 1000 dollar a month payment on escalade

blame clinton? who was the president who said bin laden dead or alive and then did nothing to get the man who killed 3000 us citizens? Wasnt clinton. You know for the party of self responsibility, they really dont like taking any.

I have many guns... I can protect my family... can you?


we need a mixture of both...

rep and dem...

but a dem running the country is going to fuck us big time..... mark my words in 4 years

yep or having their backbones removed the fucking wimps.

do your research


bin laden was in jail in turkey and was about to be handed over to america... clinton said let him go......


so as I said blame clinton he let him go whle he was getting a blowjob... nothing wrong with getting a blowjob but it's called multitasking...

You're late. This was posted months ago.

not here to argue politics just pointing out the facts... were all entitled to our own opinion on things....

I personally do not judge on your party you choose I could care less but most demo's have been brainwashed....

I guess you forgot that under Clinton, we had the least welfare recipients since 1969.

I love misinformed republicans. :thumbsup

Yeah, our economy will be in shambles, constitution destroyed, and knee deep in two endless wars. Oh wait.....

There are always cheaters no matter what, but don't forget about the people getting help when they really need it and then coming back and paying back more than they ever received. I come from a country (Denmark) where some people have made an art out of cheating the system. I have hit rock bottom and in most other countries I wouldn't have been alive today but because of the system we have here I have been given a second chance. Now I work hard pay my taxes and study on the side and I will be able to pay more back than I have ever received from the government and I will pay my 40-50% taxes for the rest of my life and don't have a problem with it because if people before me hadn't done that I wouldn't be here.

Times can suddenly be hard for everyone.

LOL - both parties are screwed! But its laughable to make a statement that Republicans spend sooo much money. How much did the DEMS just spend in barely 60 days of 2009? and on what?? and NO ONE COMPLAINS BECAUSE ITS A DEM SPENDING THE MONEY!!!

"NO EARMARKS IN THIS BILL"...ooops, except for these 4500!!
or
Mr. O's 'THERE WILL BE NO LOBYISTS IN MY ADMINISTRATION' ...ooops, except for these 20 or so!!!

Seems NO MATTER what a politician does, as long as they has an 'R' or a 'D' after their name they can be sure there will be a herd of donkeys behind them to back them up saying stupid shit like 'yeah, look how fucked those other guys are' - its just ridiculous!!!!!


'IDIOCRACY' has more truth to it than I think even the writers had in mind when they created it. sad times... Where are the Paul Revere's of today?

the line between republicans and democrats became blurry a long time ago. only simpletons think in these terms today. the problem is government (big government) in its entirety.

as soon as people stop point fingers at the *other* party for things, the sooner we can all start solving the ills that plague us.

This crap has already been posted and the country has already been fucked... you are not too quick are you :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

too much to read with so little value.

LOL - WAY TO GO! Way to prove your point - with a REPUBLICAN INITIATIVE!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persona...pportunity_Act

amen brotha!

The problem is that the majority of politicians of today are in it for power and money. They don't care about the country they are supposed to serve. and this goes for most countries not just the US.

Just passing by...

Many republicans I know are holding on to the notion of their party from 20 years ago. I hate to tell you this but your party left you behind many, many years ago.

It is funny that the Republicans owned the White House, the Senate, The House, and the Supreme court for a decade yet they blame our current situation on the Democrats. I don't get it.

Yes. this is true. Todays Republican party is much like the Democrat party was in the 1960's. And thus, today's Democrat party is the new Socialist party.

You could say the same thing about repubs. They are always parroting the same tired slogans over and over. Especially those who served in the military. Those are the rabid repubs. Oh and good job with the infowars link. The conspiracy theorist retards on this board would be proud.

:1orglaugh Why not link to rense.com while you are at it?

Enjoy your second supper
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as long as you pay more taxes I dont care divorced or not.

It's funny to watch the republicans whine and cry like little girls.

Republicans drove the country into the dirt - now all they do is whine.

While their poster boy Bush massively increased spending and federal government power and bureacracy and never once vetoed all their pocket-lining spending bills.

We need a time line on that lame ass joke.

Republicans have super outspent the democrats, to even think what Obama has done is bad - hey morons, don't forget what Bush did. Then, Daddy Bush was butt fucking Bin Laden for years. And Laden visited GW Bush at his ranch. How about dem cookies?

my marine friend says the dems had power from 2006 on and we wanted everyone to own a home so its our fault. W has no responsibility. As if the economy wasnt being run like katrina for 8 years. now we have socialism under O but he forgets that the first billions of wasted tarp was under W. and how was that money spent?

i think its really funny when folks
think conservatives and liberals
aren't just two different puppets.

it's so cute how much they NEED it to be true.

quoted for truth

its all the same shit really.

these threads are great, Republicans and Democrats are both "in the way of progress" imo

Why are you trying to express your political or any views at all on GFY?

Does it make sense, isn't it just a waste of time?

Seriously would anyone want to live in a fully Republican run state? I read the above and was yeah ok we could do that. It must be an age thing as the Republican side sounded as boring as hell.

at least they are honest with what Republicans believe...

they want a divided country based on religious beliefs. Clearly against what the constitution protects. Religious freedom.

Even the propaganda article above clearly states that.

The christian right hijacked the republican party and is hell bent on destroying America.

There is no blurry line between parties.

The majority of those idiots believe the rapture is coming soon... so look at it logically... where is the incentive for a brighter future for them?

I knew Tony would be second in line in this thread. lol :1orglaugh

I have to agree with Fletch's posts in these political threads. You have to be near brain dead to have true party loyalty anymore. They are all a bunch of thieves and scum.

yup, everything is either black or white.

it's very simple really.

:)

Dyna mo is correct. The special interests run Washington. Both political parties have sold out. It is now socialist vs liberals.

wrong thread

The problem with whole political system.. politicians can't solve problems we see it time after time.. we should votein Google to run the governemental tasks (i know, its a wishful thinking)

Wake up. It's one party.

All politicians are whores and con artists but there is no doubt that the self proclaimed "progressives" do the most damage and are the most hostile to freedom and prosperity. The Democrats' recent orgy of pork barrel spending and criminal irresponsibility at the worst possible time may be the lowest moment yet in their long and sordid history of misdeeds, corruption and incompetence.

Unreformed Stalinists like Pelosi and Obama have never seen a restriction on freedom or commerce they would not embrace and have never missed an opportunity to expand the power and reach of the government into our daily lives. Using the recent crisis to jam through a huge pile of new government programs, pork giveaways and massive expansions of the federal bureaucracy serve to demonstrate the depths of their cynicism and corruption. :disgust