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Jman 02-27-2009 06:03 PM

Canada VS Russia
 
Anyone heard the news, when bro Obama was in Canadia our airforced intercepted a Russian Bomber.

Who would win if us Canucks would take on the Ruskies?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/can...qL0a9unJZf3_3g

Jman 02-27-2009 06:04 PM

Oh and BTW I think Russia is a great place and all the Russian people I know are awesome Peeps... ''cough cough Marina''

Carry on

Spunky 02-27-2009 07:16 PM

I think those Ruskies would kick our ass,but we have our big brother USA looking out for us

HorseShit 02-27-2009 07:39 PM

who cares lol

Phil 02-27-2009 10:20 PM

Canada has air force?

Sly 02-27-2009 10:23 PM

Canada has a lot of friends with a lot of power...not just militarily but also politically ... they would win.

DaddyHalbucks 02-27-2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15560839)
I think those Ruskies would kick our ass,but we have our big brother USA looking out for us

Who's your daddy?

:winkwink:

Cutty 02-27-2009 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15560637)
Anyone heard the news, when bro Obama was in Canadia our airforced intercepted a Russian Bomber.

Who would win if us Canucks would take on the Ruskies?

http://www.google.com/hostednews/can...qL0a9unJZf3_3g

why do you refer to him as "bro obama" ? Are you a nazi??

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-27-2009 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15561377)
why do you refer to him as "bro obama" ? Are you a nazi??

I just call him "That nigga that runs the states now" :1orglaugh

CDSmith 02-27-2009 11:04 PM

One on one, pilot against pilot I'd have to say my money would be on the Canuck. Ours are few but quite badass from what I know of it.

All out war with no outside help they'd mop the floor with us. (I think a "duh" is appropriate here)

AtlantisCash 02-27-2009 11:45 PM

ruskies will win no doubt but those kinda battle never would be, we're talking about today's world's condition at least.

RedGlamourStudio 02-28-2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15561358)
Canada has a lot of friends with a lot of power...not just militarily but also politically ... they would win.

absolutely unselfish friends, right? how many Canadian was killed in Iraq and Afghanistan for the friends?

Loch 02-28-2009 04:28 AM

here comes the mounties and their 1 support gun boat which last saw some action shooting across the bow of a Spanish fishing vessel LOL

detoxed 02-28-2009 04:49 AM

if Canada isnt backed by anyone, the Russians would just walk all over :1orglaugh

detoxed 02-28-2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15561377)
why do you refer to him as "bro obama" ? Are you a nazi??

did nazis use to call each other Bros?

Phil 02-28-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15561436)
One on one, pilot against pilot I'd have to say my money would be on the Canuck. Ours are few but quite badass from what I know of it.

All out war with no outside help they'd mop the floor with us. (I think a "duh" is appropriate here)

how many russian pilots do you know?

PAR 02-28-2009 02:51 PM

Canada vs Russia..
Canada would be over run..
Canada +friends.. VS Russia..
Would never happen.. Canada is way to relaxed and we haven't pissed tat many people off.

seeandsee 02-28-2009 02:55 PM

when they are bored they pull out some shit news, who cares? NUKE WARS if shit starts, fuck obama, bomber near obama and anything else, all would go to hell, they just need to show they do something...

Michaelious 02-28-2009 04:10 PM

russians most likely!

Janak 02-28-2009 06:08 PM

Whoever figured out how to make porn of it first.

Cutty 02-28-2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detoxed (Post 15561858)
did nazis use to call each other Bros?


stfu jon clark

Hazlewood 02-28-2009 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15560839)
I think those Ruskies would kick our ass,but we have our big brother USA looking out for us


agreed....:thumbsup

tony286 02-28-2009 06:21 PM

i think there wouldnt be winning just different degrees of losing.

jakethedog 02-28-2009 06:21 PM

There are more police officers in the city of Toronto than there are soldiers in the Canadian armed forces .. We have an amazing group of seriously hard working members in our armed forces ... just not nearly enough to do more than help out other countries .. and possibly help internally for natural disasters

Phil 02-28-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 15564236)
There are more police officers in the city of Toronto than there are soldiers in the Canadian armed forces .. We have an amazing group of seriously hard working members in our armed forces ... just not nearly enough to do more than help out other countries .. and possibly help internally for natural disasters

no shit? or this is one of the canadian military joke? I lived in Canada and that one thing I liked about it is that most people would say "we just want to mind our own biz". There's nothing wrong about that.

brassmonkey 02-28-2009 09:42 PM

i think theyd man handle canada:1orglaugh

jakethedog 02-28-2009 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15564826)
no shit? or this is one of the canadian military joke? I lived in Canada and that one thing I liked about it is that most people would say "we just want to mind our own biz". There's nothing wrong about that.

I read it somewhere as fact .. wouldn't bet any money on it .. but doesn't sound to far off ..if you do the math .. plus the size of Toronto .. very likely ..

tigermtb 02-28-2009 10:04 PM

Of course Russia would win. We spend our money on our people and our country.. instead of building bombs and guns to kill people in Kayakitskikazatian

What a concept.
:2 cents:

Scott Jack 02-28-2009 10:20 PM

Yea I live in Canada and if we didn't have anyone backing us and it was one on one of course the Russians would fuck us up.

Our army is fucking noodles compared to most countries, but we also have many great things going for us that others don't so as long as the US is backing us then we don't need to spend billions on weapons and bombs.

brassmonkey 02-28-2009 10:57 PM

well you guys are like the hippies that were here peace and love shit:2 cents:

DaddyHalbucks 03-01-2009 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigermtb (Post 15564872)
Of course Russia would win. We spend our money on our people and our country.. instead of building bombs and guns to kill people in Kayakitskikazatian

What a concept.
:2 cents:

That's nothing new. It's called non-interventionism and peace movements.

Yet, peace movements frequently produce war. The reason is because dictators don't see peace, they see weakness.

Lots of people in Europe and in the UK especially opposed militarization in the 30s, and this huge blunder nearly handed Europe to Hitler.

JimmiDean 03-01-2009 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15561349)
Canada has air force?

And pilots with a basic command of the English language. :321GFY

vidvicious 03-01-2009 08:34 AM

the Canadian military will whip the russkies Asses when it comes to making beds and shining shoes ! lol

No seriously .. the Russians couldn't afford to go to war, so we'd win hands down, just for showing up

vidvicious 03-01-2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott Jack (Post 15564895)
Yea I live in Canada and if we didn't have anyone backing us and it was one on one of course the Russians would fuck us up.

Our army is fucking noodles compared to most countries, but we also have many great things going for us that others don't so as long as the US is backing us then we don't need to spend billions on weapons and bombs.

Actually canadians are leaders in close area combat .. like sweeping thru homes .. bet you didn't know that .. Plus we can make a killer back bacon sandwich that could killl a russians digestive system

qxm 03-01-2009 08:58 AM

yeap.. one on one without any outside bros interfering.. Canada would be in a pickle. However, USA wouldn't allow anyone invading one of its closest allies... it just woudn't happen .. not in real life and not even as a hypothetical situation....

The Seduction of Art 03-01-2009 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janak (Post 15564208)
Whoever figured out how to make porn of it first.

Instead of weapons, they should have a throwdown between strippers from St Petersberg and Montreal.

SilentKnight 03-01-2009 09:47 AM

One on one in an air combat - Canada would kick the shit out of Russia.

Google - Steve Nierlich (I went to high school with the guy).

Yep, our military is severely underfunded these days - but that's not the way its always been.

We were a feared force in days gone by. All it takes is a little bucks and determination these days.

David! 03-01-2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15560839)
I think those Ruskies would kick our ass,but we have our big brother USA looking out for us

Don't count on the USA anymore, we've got obamaniac as president, he's too busy saving unemployed welfare losers :2 cents:

SilentKnight 03-01-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan (Post 15565884)
Don't count on the USA anymore, we've got obamaniac as president, he's too busy saving unemployed welfare losers :2 cents:

Please tell me you're deeper than shallow generalities.

David! 03-01-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15565971)
Please tell me you're deeper than shallow generalities.

bubbah, this is gfy, no need to be deep here :2 cents:

CDSmith 03-01-2009 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15562128)
how many russian pilots do you know?

I don't personally know any Canadian ones either, what's your point?

Sly 03-01-2009 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tigermtb (Post 15564872)
Of course Russia would win. We spend our money on our people and our country.. instead of building bombs and guns to kill people in Kayakitskikazatian

What a concept.
:2 cents:

Canada is in a unique position where they can hold onto that philosophy and mantra for now while many others cannot. Russia can't, China can't, India can't, Europe can't, obviously the United States can't... Canada has a lot of friends and its most important friend has arguably the best military in the world. Canada is too valuable to the United States to let someone else attack and take control of it.


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