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Barefootsies 02-27-2009 10:31 PM
Hilarious Funnyman Tyler Perry to buy an island
 
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Here?s how you can tell the rich from the (functionally) poor. When I want to work uninterrupted, I turn off my cell phone and unplug my wireless router. Tyler Perry buys an island.

The actor/director/producer/man with too much money plans to by an island to mark his 40th birthday this September, reports PEOPLE.

?Renting an island is the best place for me to work uninterrupted,? said Perry, who spent a week vacationing on a private island in the Great Exumas in the Bahamas.

?I?m a loner by nature, so when I?m out there on these islands, I just feel like the only person in the world,? said Perry.

He hasn?t picked a locale or a name for that matter.

?It won?t be Tyler Perry?s Island! I?m so sick of seeing Tyler Perry all over everywhere!? he kidded. ?It?ll speak to me,? he says. ?I?ll know what to call it once I?m there.?
:Oh crap

tony286 02-27-2009 10:33 PM
he has my respect, he has squeezed out everything possible out of that madea character, I think a person could. lol

Sly 02-27-2009 10:35 PM
You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?

tony286 02-27-2009 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15561382)
You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?
he makes movies focused to a black audience portraying a loud older black woman for the most part.

Barefootsies 02-27-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15561382)
You can buy an island for less than $1 million.

I keep seeing his name but have no idea who he really is... a director? What has he done? What I gathered was he was big in the black community?
He has had a couple hit black tv shows, and movies to my understanding.

DirtyDanza 02-27-2009 10:42 PM
is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

dunno just can't find his humor funny


I love eddie murphy though... now thats a funny ass nigga...

the end of RAW where he starts going off about him in the club with danny terjio and calling his father... then his father...

lilian get my pistol... eddie got in a fight and shot jimmy walker in the lips...

eddie why you do that... I like good times

Zoose 02-27-2009 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 15561398)
is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

dunno just can't find his humor funny
Yea he's pretty fuckin boring, the most obvious humor someone could come up with. I suppose its like birds of a feather, flock together. Easy for the black community to relate i guess? Whatever.. he made his millions, props to him.

Spunky 02-27-2009 10:59 PM
Sweet gig if you can get it

DirtyDanza 02-27-2009 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoose (Post 15561420)
Yea he's pretty fuckin boring, the most obvious humor someone could come up with. I suppose its like birds of a feather, flock together. Easy for the black community to relate i guess? Whatever.. he made his millions, props to him.
eddie murphy is my fav hands down... I can always watch him...

same with steve martin....


anytime im feeling in the dumps I just throw on the jerk and laugh my ass offf





" im in the phonebook ... im finally somebody"

spunky99 02-27-2009 11:19 PM
house of payne is painful to watch.. and i dunno how many movies he's gotten outta madea.. but maybe with an island he can write something actually good..

collegeboobies 02-27-2009 11:38 PM
Tyler Perry is not funny, but after the Wayans Brothers there arent that many other black people making TV shows, so he cornered the whole market.

fris 02-27-2009 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by spunky99 (Post 15561462)
house of payne is painful to watch.. and i dunno how many movies he's gotten outta madea.. but maybe with an island he can write something actually good..
genine (sp?) shes hot

hankphone 02-28-2009 12:04 AM
Medea can eat my ass. That crap is terrible, but congrats to him for making money.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-28-2009 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 15561453)
eddie murphy is my fav hands down... I can always watch him..."
gooney goo hoo. what the fuck is gooney goo hoo gus?..


the funnist shit, every time i hear eddie murphy do this part of his routine i laugh my fucking ass off. she's a fuckin bigfoot gus...

notime 02-28-2009 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15561581)
gooney goo hoo. what the fuck is gooney goo hoo gus?..


the funnist shit, every time i hear eddie murphy do this part of his routine i laugh my fucking ass off. she's a fuckin bigfoot gus...
I bought it on dvd when I was in the UK (it's was not available on DVD in Holland)
Best show ever! Raw was less good then Delerious.

JD 02-28-2009 03:27 AM
good i hope he fucking stays there. that guy is about as a dead kitten

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-28-2009 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by notime (Post 15561737)
I bought it on dvd when I was in the UK (it's was not available on DVD in Holland)
Best show ever! Raw was less good then Delerious.
Delirious was the fucking shit. Gooney goo hoo...

brassmonkey 02-28-2009 07:36 AM
good for him

BlackCrayon 02-28-2009 08:54 AM
that guy actually makes money?

dav3 02-28-2009 09:07 AM
"Hilarious Funnyman" and "Tyler Perry" are mutually exclusive

brassmonkey 02-28-2009 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 15562322)
that guy actually makes money
yes he does eh :upsidedow

tony286 02-28-2009 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 15561398)
is he even funny? I can't watch more than like 2 secs of his stuff

dunno just can't find his humor funny


I love eddie murphy though... now thats a funny ass nigga...

the end of RAW where he starts going off about him in the club with danny terjio and calling his father... then his father...

lilian get my pistol... eddie got in a fight and shot jimmy walker in the lips...

eddie why you do that... I like good times
I agree but unlike eddie he writes for the black market. My mom had got tickets for some black comedy here in atlanta. It would be safe to say we were 5 of the 10 white people in the whole audience. The black people next to me were losing it and we didnt even crack a smile. It was very surreal we left at intermission.

Vox 02-28-2009 10:52 AM
For anyone who never watched a Tyler Perry show, this would pretty much sum it all up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u8gjZRGUNBk

John-ACWM 02-28-2009 11:03 AM
If the man has the money,more than fine

SoloGirlsContent 02-28-2009 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hankphone (Post 15561542)
Medea can eat my ass. That crap is terrible, but congrats to him for making money.
it's actually NOT terrible..he has a huge audience and fills a void in hollywood..only a few years ago..he was HOMELESS and made MAdea into PLAYS on the stage..that's when he hit big..the movies followed

Sly 02-28-2009 12:08 PM
Okay, we need a black man's opinion on this... BVF? TDF? Is the man actually funny or is it more of a case where he is the only option?

TDF 02-28-2009 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15562880)
Okay, we need a black man's opinion on this... BVF? TDF? Is the man actually funny or is it more of a case where he is the only option?
someone icq'd me this thread, i dont know why though:1orglaugh The plays are good watching live but the TV shows are the most coonish and buffonish things I have ever seen in my life and i would rather eat smegma than watch them. His movies have been ok and the best one to me being the family that preys with kathy bates...bottom line is if you like negro mammie style of comedy then its right up your alley

DirtyDanza 02-28-2009 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15562603)
I agree but unlike eddie he writes for the black market. My mom had got tickets for some black comedy here in atlanta. It would be safe to say we were 5 of the 10 white people in the whole audience. The black people next to me were losing it and we didnt even crack a smile. It was very surreal we left at intermission.
I know the feeling...

my partner does standup


he was the MC for the "latin kings of comedy" with paul rodriguiz

he opens the show

well before let me tell you

he's a big 6'4" jew not latin at all


his open liner



he walks out on stage


says

"turn on the lights....


hello my name is martin Im with INS... you've all been punked"


it gets a laugh...


but lots of the jokes the comedians tell are geared twords the latin crowd....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-28-2009 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 15563066)
he's a big 6'4" jew not latin at all
his open liner
he walks out on stage
says
"turn on the lights....
hello my name is martin Im with INS... you've all been punked"
it gets a laugh...
but lots of the jokes the comedians tell are geared twords the latin crowd....
sounds like an Ari Shafer joke, lol

jakethedog 02-28-2009 01:20 PM
There is a guy in our industry who retired and bought a tropical resort with his buyout money ...

tough life ..

Naphtansa 02-28-2009 01:38 PM
are the amazons included in the price ?

Barefootsies 02-28-2009 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TDF (Post 15562908)
bottom line is if you like negro mammie style of comedy then its right up your alley


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