I was at in the mall in my GFY SHIRT and some dude asked me "are you MetaMan?" and i
 

smacked him in the fucking face! :warning
why? because im an internet TOUGH GUY!

from now on you will call me:

Sheikh MetaMan bin Zayed Al Nahyan

and when you see me put your face down in the sign of true greatness!

ME :warning

youre black and muslim?

and for all you GFY fat asses with double chins that rolls get in the way of knodding your head downwards in the sign of true greatness

ME :warning

get doin some squats infront of me and i will consider it kneeling!

AND ukranian...

well aren't you just the cutest

BIG SAUSAGE RIGHT DOWN IN THESE PANTS OF MINE! :warning

the cops just phoned me and told me to clear the block because "AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY" :warning was in the area, and i was about to peace but then realized they were talking about

ME :warning

NON INTERNET TOUGH GUY SAYS WHAT? :warning

Ill never be a tough guy, I will kill you with kindness

you wouldn't do that to me ...

Godamn dude, you crack me up :1orglaugh

O YA I CHECKED THE LIST AND YOU WERENT ON THE INTERNET TOUGH GUY LIST! :warning

GET IN LINE! :warning

Have you ever had a bout with genital warts?

I mean with all the tail you tag... the statistics are high

ya my tatoos are rub on AND WHAT? :warning

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING JUICE I AM ON RIGHT NOW, I CANT EVEN MOVE MY FUCKING NECK! :warning

do you think i wait in line at the clubs, these bouncers have been on the net THEY KNOW, OHHHHH DO THEY KNOW WHO THE

INTERNET TOUGH GUY IS :warning

ME :warning

ITS ALL IN THE CREAM YO! :warning

i just tell myself they are "character bumps" BUILDING CHARACTER YA KNOW?