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Fucksakes 03-02-2009 08:17 AM
Next generation computer
 
So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.

Fucksakes 03-02-2009 08:18 AM
just had to share that with someone, in hopes something cool like that will happen one day before I die.

BSleazy 03-02-2009 08:19 AM
That would be pretty cool.

StuartD 03-02-2009 08:23 AM
get a computer virus.

die.

Mike Semen 03-02-2009 08:23 AM
Read "Neuromancer"

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-02-2009 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15570672)
it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
I'd be sending videos of my POV masturbation sessions.

Gerco 03-02-2009 08:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15570672)
So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.

Yes, but putting that roll of toilet paper up you ass to print would suck...

Tanker 03-02-2009 08:25 AM
IMs would be like telepathy

Fucksakes 03-02-2009 08:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15570687)
get a computer virus.

die.
your no fun, go make another tube site lol

Fucksakes 03-02-2009 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Semen (Post 15570688)
Read "Neuromancer"
Damnit, no matter what I'm never first.

seeandsee 03-02-2009 08:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15570672)
So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StuartD 03-02-2009 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15570700)
your no fun, go make another tube site lol
:1orglaugh

MindWaste 03-02-2009 09:23 AM
why be controled by a machine?? is it to hard to close your own eyes?

tranza 03-02-2009 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15570672)
So last night I couldnt sleep, spent most my night dreaming up this shit...

Computer wrist band "like a watch" that works with your nerves... when clicked on.. if you close your eye(s) you will see a huge screen... virtual reality like. with your mind you can control everything ex. msgs being typed "so no more typing" and no more using a mouse.

powered by your own body energy, this computer can tell you your body temp, weight.. tell you want to eat, if you need sleep etc etc.

you can interact with family, friends, virtual sex.. "with bonus sex toys"

it also has unlimited harddrive space and records everything you do or see.. so no more expensive equipment.. share your moments with others, no more court trials, no more lies.. see what everyone is doing right now.

follow the footsteps of a celeb live for only 39.95.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kowalsky 03-02-2009 09:42 AM
It sounds nice and possible, maybe in 10 or 15 years...

By the way, I want some of that your are smoking...

undersoul 03-02-2009 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15570687)
get a computer virus.

die.
yeah that would suck lol

Fucksakes 03-02-2009 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 15571298)
It sounds nice and possible, maybe in 10 or 15 years...

By the way, I want some of that your are smoking...
actually im sick and I took night time pills "benalyin or some shit" and my girlfriend was snoring all night.. and my son climbed in bed with us at 2am. and I stole his bed lol.

Ross 03-02-2009 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15571852)
actually im sick and I took night time pills "benalyin or some shit" and my girlfriend was snoring all night.. and my son climbed in bed with us at 2am. and I stole his bed lol.
That explains it then, sleeping in a kids bed = crazy whacked out ideas! :thumbsup

Fucksakes 03-02-2009 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15572292)
That explains it then, sleeping in a kids bed = crazy whacked out ideas! :thumbsup
haha my 3 year old has a queensize.. bottom of a bunkbed.

chelis 03-02-2009 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 15570696)
Yes, but putting that roll of toilet paper up you ass to print would suck...
:1orglaugh


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