This is why I haven't had sex in 6 years
 

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I have something to cover up, that's why no girl wants to fuck me.

Just the smell of this bastard gets them running a way with their tails between their legs.


Also I have to give props to the incomepent doctor for giving me this fucking toe after surgery.
:mad:

So now you know My "I cant get laid worth shit story"..

omfgggggggg wtfff is thatttttt

what is that?

"It's my behind the scenes story"
Ingrown toenail so to speak, and this is how the fucker looks after my surgery.

:disgust:disgust:disgust

Can't you get some chicks with a fetish for guys in cowboy boots?

cant you just amputate the fucker?

Sex isn't really worth learning to walk again is it?

Sucks about your toe, man, but the fact that you don't bother to clip your other toe nails kind of tells me a little something about you, too. You could climb a tree with those talons...

dont ya got universal health care in sweden yo? not to sound harsh but get that fixed yo!!!!

I'm gonna call the doctor up tomorrow. First time I took a look at my toe today. (been a week)

No No You Dont need any penicillin, my last visit were yesterday.........They are fucking Selfish Slimebags.

A midwife could have done a better job.

They love the Moneis$$ I bring them, Fuckers!

They didn't want to touch the thing, with a ten foot pole. I had to go private healthcare to get anything done.

Ingrown toenails are huge, but swedish doctors don't know fuck all about it.

We have less podiatry here, they just had to this toe fucked up, just because they beleive they can do doctor miracles on everyhing, like the jehovas fucking witnesses.

It's cut but it growns inwards. I know that toenail is fucked too. I hate people who is going to do it right, and then they fuck up on their way. I didn't cut that myself and have to bend it up now, not to get another bloody toehell.

just were socks then while having sex?

Aboslutely no 69, and three layers of socks.

I think I have a sexplan but I want to get this fixed first.

damn that sucks man

There's a tutorial here on GFY that Redshoe did himself. I think he went to the Doctor for one and then did the second one himself.

It was a while ago. Posted here, worth searching for.

Well, I would suggest regular pedicures by someone that knows what they are doing. Proper trimming can avoid all that crap. Since you are not taking care of your feet, make sure someone is.

I get a pedicure every 2 weeks, have for years.

U have this problem since a week and you say thats the reason you didnt get laid for 6 years?

That does look ugly. Can you get some kind of infection out of it?

I had few times in the past an ingrown toenail problem but it was never this huge. Now I cut them 2 times a month and its all fine.

ew thats disgusting

that is seriously fucked, and it's not a positive plug for socialized medicine. SIX YEARS IS FOR EVER, that can't help your confidence at all. I feel for you man. Come over to NY with a few grand and our docs will fix you up toot sweet, have ladies sucking it like a lolipop in no time.

exactly what I was thinking

My toes are fine, but I can't get laid either. It's weird.

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No, I had the surgery a week ago to "fix the toe" up and stop the ingrowing. I visited them in Novemeber to clean up, now I took the surgery because it started to look bad again.

Yes you can, I had an infection when I went in and did the surgery. It were several ingrowing on the left side. As you can see, it's black there now, I don't have any clue if they did this properly, cause it werent black before or like this at all.

Man, do I want this done now. I will go to the podiatrist every second week. I just want to get well so bad. I cant run, I can barely walk, and it's been worse now since the surgery.

Im gonna start taking medication tomorrow, it may heal itself.

But I guess, the big toe will never look the same.

Lol.

I paid $300 for this sausage//beef.

I would pay $grands if there were such an option, you know. I havent even been meeting with the doctor on my two visits back there. She's gone, doing other jobs half done i guess. Just a nurse cleaning it for me.

Swedish private health, they are cheap as fuck, but they dont have the time to do it properly.

Now I haven't even talked about the Free healthcare, didn't even want to do a surgery. :1orglaugh

Stupid fucking left wing country.

I may as well fly over, gonna see first if I can find some podiarist down here in the country.

Dude. Ya need to grow some nuts and go to the garage. Get the pliers. Rip the fucker off. Dip the toe in a bowl of peroxyde. Rinse and repeat bitch. How can you not have looked at that in a week. WTF is wrong with you Euros.... WASH YOURSELF FOR FUCKS SAKE!

omg! what the hell was that?did you consult it to a doctor?

Doctor said I shouldn't touch or clean the thing for a week. I went to their location and a nurse took care of it. I have had a lot of bandage around my toe and on my foot.

Today was the first time, I were "allowed" to start cleaning everything myself, and really could see the thing.

I went OMG today when I saw how bad this looks.

That's the full story.

The fact that your other toenails are long and nasty might also be an issue.

Damn,that looks painful

This is why god invented prostitutes

paging Mr. Barefootsies, white courtesy telephone please...

I thought it was your cock when I first looked at the picture.

Thats disgusting! looks like it hurts enough nevermind it smelling :(

Clgt ... Wtf :-o

get some herbal meds see a Chinese doctor

hey wtf, don't generalize like that.

what?!

you can't leave a sore like that closed off and wrapped up without cleaning it for a fucking week. specially if it was infected already??????

1. you should be cleaning it daily
2. it should be allowed to breath and not be covered up for so long
3. you should be on a heavy prescription of anti-biotics

That sucks man, surely it hurts bad!
I think there must be something else besides that creepy toe behind the 'six years without sex' story.

That smells like dead fish.

:1orglaugh

I would rather have 9 toes

vomitttttttt

It's amazing I have to fucking surf the net to get answers. I think I spent 4 hours last week.

I have anti-biotics now, so I'm gonna use it.

I just regged... www.freehealthc*reincompetence.com

I haven't even told you guys about our universal health care. It like they let in any monkey to be doctor were I live.

I guess it's only an inflammation I see. Hopefully my body can handle it, but the black parts are Gross, along with the "Juicy flesh"

start cutting your other toenails!

now!

and yeah man that's gotta hurt, hope it heals soon for ya heh

Keep on the socks when you fuck the girly :)

socks on yeaaa... oooo... it`s uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

I thought the same

that is a complete EXCUSE - you not getting laid has almost nothing to do with that toenail thing. 90% of guys who had that would still be getting laid - you have other issues definitely and are using this as an excuse. you could easily fuck a girl on a one nighter with your socks on and even if she asked what's the deal you could say 'heh - i'm weird' or 'none of your business'. that's how it looks after surgery so it's gross - i bet it wasn't even that bad looking before you had the surgery. That you don't trim your other normal toenails i think says something.

there are guys who have one leg, no legs, paralyzed guys in wheelchairs, guys who weigh 400 pounds - a lot of them still get laid. not my supermodels of course - you probably are one of those guys who won't compromise - a guy who is a 4 or a 5 who somehow thinks he should be banging 7's and 8's or even 9's.

why are u blaming the doctor anyway? you had surgery - of course your toe looks like hell.

the above post isn't to be mean or unsympathetic - but if you haven't been laid in 6 years and it's bothering you don't use something like an ingrown toenail deflect your attention away from the real problem or you'll never get past it - because once your toe is better you'll just move on to some other problem and use that as an excuse.

i used to go to a shrink and wait in the waiting area each week - there was this young East Indian guy there often, every time I saw him all he wanted me to look at was this mark/mole on his nose - he was obsessed with it, it wasn't even an ugly thing, just a dark kinda small splotch on his nose, something people would barely notice and if they did not even think it was anything bad, but he had let it become a huge obsession.

good luck with the toe and getting laid soon :thumbsup