CrackWhore Sing-Along!
 

CrackWhore Theme Song<-----(click to hear)
Lyrics, Beats, Production - ytcracker

the name cracker jack - the crack ho magnet
pass out some crack and they let him tag it
they hit off the pipe and then he shag it
get a couple magnums and double bag it
hoes know that we like em cheap
i like to bust a nut then go to sleep
but sometimes they tell him stories
they are interesting and never boring

if a ho spits good gaaaaaame
we pass her some crack and we ask her naaaaaame
then she tell us how fucked up her life is
how her husband beats her cuz how cracked out his wife is
this is the real world - minus austin
dawsons creek - minus dawson
bitch got no teeth so you know she aint flossing
a rock and a half is all this ass costin

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )

let me tell you bout a whore named trisha
20 years old and a snatch thatll get ya
starting using H when she hit her teens
got busted for hooking in a vice sting
this sara girl pussy looks like roast beef
she could kill a fly with the smell of her queef
the bad and the ugly like lee van cleef
cracker jack is their pimp bitch thats a belief

then this bitch jeri shell let you bust in her
so her husband can eat it for dinner
laura shes a three hole hooker
seven years later and shes still a crack cooker
lindas on the crack whore diet
rock and dick all you do is supply it
20 bucks what it cost you to buy it
pretty cheap i suggest that you try it

crackwhoreconfessions ( dot com )


Enjoy this tune and enjoy a tour of some crack houses courtesy of CrackWhoreConfessions.com

http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/cra...s/P9210007.JPG
Looks like they added some trash to bring out the orange in the Condemned sign

http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/cra...s/P8030004.JPG
This one comes fully furnished

http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/cra...s/P8010027.JPG
I'll take my sub on white, extra roaches, hold the mayo

If you want to scar your mind more, be sure to check out the site CrackWhoreConfessions


With stories like the America's Most Wanted Crackwhore


You can see why these insane confessions convert like crazy!!!!!

that is some seriously funny shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No that is some seriously scary shit :Oh crap

I don't see anything funny there?? :helpme

I've been converting pretty good with CWC the last month or so :thumbsup

http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/ima...ack_whores.jpg

Some Webmasters don't want the words "Crack Whore" on their site... go figure!
So, we also have www.GhettoConfessions.com (same content - same conversions)

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Pussies! :pimp

Hahahaha, that shits funneh

shoot me that ADX PM infoooooo plz

ive seen crack fuck people up bad even death not too funny if u know people that were murdered over shit like that

Hmm, they probably have mommy issues... Site is great!

Am I getting older or what? That was pretty sad!

Naw, I still get squeemish when they edit the raw material, but that's the draw. I used to feel bad but sadly it is a choice, lifestyle and sickness all rolled into one.:Oh crap

So sad... :(

That's some well setup scene :)

lol, funny stuff! :)

Mom... is that you??

So wrong... FUNNY, but wrong:1orglaugh

niiiiiice

It is like watching a train wreck you just can't look away...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

very tasteful. ;)

Oh I thought this thread was gna be about Pornstar Karaoke hehehehe

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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