NEVER Lend Money to Women (STORY) (PICS)
 

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So I'm relaxing and chatting on the phone with my business partner when this chick Katarina stops by to pay me back the money she owes me. A few weeks ago I lent her $1,000 so she could buy shoes, dildos, or whatever else it is that women spend their money on. I figured she was good for it and she'd be able to pay me back without any unpleasantness.

However, she had a concerned look on her face and when she slapped the cash into my hand I could feel why. It was light. Too light. I told my biz partner I'd call him back so I could focus my attention to the situation at hand....

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I've loaned about $100 to a women only once, and she paid me back with sexual activities

*true story

Did you fuck her

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Seriously, only $200!? Does she think I can't do math? $1000 loaned minus $200 returned equals $800 that she still owes me. I'm a nice guy... I make silly faces at the puppies in the pet store window, I give quarters to the bums, and I even cut my 80 year old neighbor's lawn... but there's just something about money that brings out the worst in me.

More than angry, I was disappointed. I felt betrayed. I felt let down. I felt like my confidence in humanity had been undermined, and I didn't know what to do. But I did know one thing: I'd be getting my money, or something of equal value....

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i see where this is going...and i like it

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I see what you did there.

She wash the dishes?

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So my buddy James, who suddenly appeared out of thin air, started rubbing his crotch like a fuckin' pervert. I notice and I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to handle some business here and you're molesting yourself like a fuckin' weirdo! Show a little self-control, will ya?"

I'm double-stressed: I've got this deadbeat chick and my friend who I can only assume is now a chemically imbalanced pervert that can teleport. But suddenly, an idea clicked that would solve both problems!

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are you sitting on a sling?

Haha.. a good question!

Oh Look. A REALITY SHOOT!

for the surfers on this forum "dont try this at home"

I wish you people would knock off the fake story bullshit and stick to the fucking..

and BTW, try spending a few extra bucks on getting some good looking talent instead of all the skanks i've been seeing lately from many different companies..

its $20 to get your model a spray tan people

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Oh yes, business at its best! James pays off the remainder of what Katarina owes me, and Katarina uses that tight, teen body to pay back James. Now, I know what you're all thinking: why didn't I just fuck Katarina for what she owed me? Why the triangle? Why hand her off like a prostitute? My answer: because I'm a :pimp.

Though, once I got an eyeful of those perky tits I started to regret my decision. But the deal was done and now it was time to let these two jokers fuck like methed up monkeys.

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Who would pay $800 for that? I mean come on. You could take a dump on a high class hooker for that much money

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This storyline is worthy of an excellent critical reception and nominations for many awards.

haha nice thread

I'm glad you peeps enjoyed it :thumbsup

That was a nice story. :1orglaugh
Money can buy your hotness :winkwink

That was a great visual story :thumbsup

Stupid hoes!

lame story...

That will teach her to be late

great thread :thumbsup such a departure from the normal bs and drama, a fun read at last

Wouldn't it be more realistic if they were exchanging Rubles?

Hey, at least there's no ugly wallpaper. :1orglaugh

I've got lost on this one.... Who took the money?