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Phaseman 03-12-2009 06:11 PM

Making love like the movies
 
The other night I was messing around with my girlfriend in hopes of getting some. After a little bit of foreplay she asks me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

I proceeded to stick it in her ass, and then pull it out and cum all over her face. When she finally regained her composure, she got mad as hell and then hit me.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.........

matrixfred 03-12-2009 06:13 PM

Hey-oh!!!!!!!!

HorseShit 03-12-2009 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matrixfred (Post 15621207)
Hey-oh!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 03-12-2009 06:34 PM

No. that's pretty much right. You did good.

Martin 03-12-2009 06:54 PM

Well played sir, well played....

BigDickDFromCincinnati 03-12-2009 07:56 PM

couldn't have done it better myself. way to go!!!

M0nk 03-12-2009 07:59 PM

hahahaha well done dude!! jajajaja

SomeCreep 03-12-2009 09:32 PM

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Screwed Up 03-12-2009 11:01 PM

Hahahahaaa, great, u made me laugh before I hit the sack, Thanks.

pornask 03-12-2009 11:24 PM

Should have slapped the bitch back and put her in fucking place

Danny B 03-12-2009 11:40 PM

:1orglaugh nice one man!

d-null 03-13-2009 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman (Post 15621203)
The other night I was messing around with my girlfriend in hopes of getting some. After a little bit of foreplay she asks me to make love to her like they do in the movies.

I proceeded to stick it in her ass, and then pull it out and cum all over her face. When she finally regained her composure, she got mad as hell and then hit me.

I guess we don't watch the same movies.........

better be careful doing that shit, she's going to get crazy in love with you and you'll never get rid of her :2 cents:

woj 03-13-2009 12:20 AM

:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 03-13-2009 04:42 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
that was a hilarious reading :thumbsup


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