I have 3 "dates" for this weekend..........
 

I better at least get some head


Ill report back

addendum:

they are with girls fyi

good luck, and it only counts if they're conscious and you didn't have to pay them (buying them an expensive dinner doesn't count as paying them for some reason, but whatever)

no they aint hookers/escorts

ehhhehe

i hope they like licking my balls

The Juice is loose!

please please no congrats yet we all know how these LI broads are

get steak & blow job day coupons!

they will be powerless to resist you!

I'm better, I have three girls waiting for me in my flat tonight.

I am still in the process of persuading them that casual sex with me is no sin.

But they're good girls and I will never push on them - it's more romantic.

Good Luck. Post next week how good was the "dates"!:1orglaugh

The juice is lose!!

lucky doode!

good luck

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Damn I have 2 dates this weekend, and i thought i was pimpin...

good luck with that. let us know how it works out 4 you.

post the results

give em all 3.5 inche brother. make em pay!!!!!!!!

I agree, always make the lady buy dinner. They don't mind because they know you will feel obligated to put out.

If I were you, I'd become major bros with a cake maker, and tell the girls it is your birthday. Then have your new-found bro make cakes for each of them to jump out of. The best performance gets you first, and so forth.

Competition is what this country was built on. That and pillaging.

How do you know what they are ? Have you touched below to make sure there is no tree trunk hiding ?

Damn so that's why your mom told me she was busy this weekend.

It's nice of you to spend soo much time with her. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh