Finally, a job that can't be outsourced AND survives any recession
 

Two words: Funeral Careers

Yeah you get paid but who wants to be around really upset people all day everyday ? :(

this is the best job of the future lol :)
PS: I wouldn`t work there ever because I am afraid of dead people

Retirment home workers do well these days too.

be afraid of alive people not the dead)

Interesting out look on occupations. LOL

yep always have customers.

Don't forget vets etc... But involves shitload of studying.

Not sure about that one, there are ton of other jobs paying 50k/year that don't involved dealing with dead people...

I have to agree with you on this one Gene, but do you really want to work in that kind of branch?

My grandpa owned a funeral home, flower shop and a casket factory. No joke :)

People are dying to get in those places.

I've already got my coffin degree!

Deadt and Taxes pal, its a good old saying and its true :)

Imagine if a hit man owned a funeral parlor

Good point. Given the massive wave of retiring Baby Boomers, retirement home staff careers (from admin on down) will be quite healthy for many many years to come.:thumbsup

If all the hits were localized in areas he owned a funeral parlor, that would be ONE HELL of a VERTICALLY INTEGRATED business empire :thumbsup:1orglaugh

Another industry to look into in times of recession/depression is Wholesale and Retail Liquor

People will drink regardless, and they drink even more in times of hardship.

Seriously.

I think you're right. Part of the reason Prohibition was repealed during FDR's administration was the huge surge in alcohol consumption.

I worked at a bar and there was this guy who used to come in. He didnt have shit, was always broke bounced from job to job. He got a job selling burial plots the guy took to it like a fish to water. All of sudden he was dressing better,had a nicer car. He loved that business. I had never seen such a change in someone.