Monavie is Bullshit, Funny Story.. .
 

?I just want to say Monavie active has help me tremendously. I have broken almost every bone in my body and had major back surgery. After about one week of drinking this stuff I had improvements in my knees and neck. My stomach issues have gone away and I will continue to buy in bulk and drink the stuff.? -dg

I know what you mean, dg.

Just this morning, I was speeding through an intersection and plowed right into a Monavie Distributor (unintentionally of course, as my Thursday maniacal driving sprees are reserved strictly for Jehovah?s Witnesses).

After the impact, I watched him fly about 50 feet into the air. After 3 astounding somersaults, gravity got the best of him and he began to come back down. His descent was epic. His landing, thunderous. The last thing I heard before his face hit the cold, hard pavement was:

?Drink it. Feel it. SPLAT!!!?

I think he DEFINITELY felt it.

Horrified, I closed my eyes for a minute. In my area, violence against Monavie Distributors is illegal. If convicted, I could face a fine of up to $1000. I have already been let off with a warning twice.

I gathered myself, opened my eyes, and stepped out of the car to see how bad it was. Would my insurance cover the damage to my car in an event like this? Would the police let me off with another warning?

Lo and Behold!!!

The lifeless mass of a Monavie Distributor I expected to find on the ground was GONE!!!

No blood. No guts. Just a few Monavie business cards. A picture of Dallin Larsen. And a broken bottle of $40 fruit syrup.

I looked to my left; I looked to my right. I looked everywhere. The only visible reminders of this event were the shards of glass by my feet, the dents and chips on my front bumper, and a faint purple trail running its course along the road, quietly fading into the distance.

If this isn?t a testament to the extraordinary healing powers of Monavie, then I don?t know what is.

Related:
http://media.monavie.com/pdf/corpora..._statement.pdf
http://purplehorror.com

LOL nice fucking story...

monavie does taste goood, but way over priced

I have some boys making huge bank with that company, either that or they are drug dealers and holding out on me.

I just though the story was fucking funny. I laughed.

Haha that's a funny story :)