I AM GOING TO THE BRIER! i am SOOOOOOOOO COOL!
 

I AM A FUCKING PIMP!

i am decked out in blue and yellow like only a big nigga like me could!

GO ALBERTA!

and i dont give a fuck if you dont know what the brier is or do not like curling, while you are worrying about that i am banging your bitch like a true greek god does.

That CRACK in Calgary must be good this time of year.

fucking pimp I guess