what do you do when you have access gas ?
 

How do you get rid of access gas ?
I mean all day it's been like I eat a whole truck load of beans and I have no idea what I eat or what is causing it.
Drinking a lot hoping it helps soften the stools so that I can go and unload what ever is in there but in the meantime what have you found that works on access gas ?

Beans is the musical fruit

do you mean "excess gas"?

Try Maalox or Mylanta.

Everyone knows exactly what I mean. If you don't, then sorry for bro.

access...hahahahahaha

I just fart it out

i recommend seppuku

:1orglaugh

Access gas.. nice one.. made me click.

"Excess" gas. And to get rid of it, I make a number two.

Try Gas-X or Beano for gas relief.

Everyone else understood but you and that other moron so I guess that makes you a monkey brain. :321GFY

Cut the cheese.

that's one way to vent quickly and efficiently :1orglaugh

I go to my gf's parents' house and fart on their furniture

You may be lactose intolerant. Try to notice if you get the gas after you've had milk or dairy foods.

I'm a moron and he's a monkey brain because you can't speak proper English?

Go access some more guess you nutter.

Go screw a fish you cocksucker.
Look at the board. Everyone else understood it all so if the two of you didn't then I guess you two have English issues motherfucker.

I think it's caused by sitting all day at the computer, especially leaning forward to
the screen.

You are swalloing air when you drink or eat, and being bent over the computer
makes you incapable of burping so it all goes the other way.

Plus the chair is blocking normal gas "leaks" for hours, (silent farts, you never know you do)

Take a weekend off and see if you still have gas.